cheese and crackers got all muddy

"Acceptably appropriate" version of "Jesus Christ and God Almighty". Often used by those who are used to being among polite company (and are kind of a nerd).

6-year-old in tux: *stubs toe* "Cheese and crackers got all muddy!"

by ZMia December 13, 2008

cracker wacker

someone who kills white people

that damn cracker wacker just killed my brother

by crackdaddy April 22, 2003

cracker ass

buffon, ignoramous, idiot, cracker ass.

you goddamn cracker ass

by johnny bananas July 7, 2005

crackered

Upon smoking marijuana, certain individuals can become 'crackered'. Acting overly foolish and downright annoying as hell. Crackered people dont know when to keep their cool and should be beaten with heavy sacks of potatoes.

Derek: Dre, you're fuckin crackered right now!
Dre: *stops chewing on hat* huh?
Chris: fuck dre.....

by bubbagump September 21, 2008

Cracker Dance

The dance you have to do at work to satisfy customers/managers and to get those fat tips.

MY manager is so demanding, i always have to do a serious cracker dance to get him of my case.

by Poppa Midnight August 23, 2010

crackerology

the study of ignorant white people, and their natural habitat --the trailer parks

My friends and I were researching the contemporary study, crackerology in a local trailer park.

by Ciearrra August 31, 2010

Crackeronie and Cheese

Like maceroni and cheese but it contains crack. Its the best fooood in the world. And it will make you so high that the nurse has to get the air force to get you down

Sarah- You want some Crackeronie and Cheese
Katelyn-Helllz ya. Extra cheese plase
Sarah- Dont you mean crack
Katelyn- Nah. Acctually both. You need to even it out.

by IceCream022398<3 November 12, 2010