coochie cracker

When you stick your girl in the oven at 350 degrees and she turns into dust, then you rebuild her and then she wants to have sex with you

Boy: Hey babe you wanna try the coochie cracker
Girl: Sure why not, It sounds fun

Boy: *throws girl in oven*
Girl: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH WTF

by KMS_Exinity 2 December 16, 2019

ankle cracker

A small person that has no other talents than being able to crack ankles due to their short stature.

Person 1: "Damn, that Peyton is such an ankle cracker."

Person 2: "Yeah, no one even saw her coming."

by Tuxedocat007 July 20, 2017

Oxford Cracker

The act of smearing duck pate and caviar on someone's gooch to devour.

I gave my best friend John a right good oxford cracker.

by Dex the neeg June 26, 2021

Hammer-cracker

When you're so hungry you'll eat a hammer made of crackers.

Catlian was so hungry she was eating a hammer-cracker!

by IAmAHammerCrackerAndProud November 11, 2021

moyster crackers

To eat ass with crackers

I ate the shit out of Laura Sanderson’s moyster crackers

by @laurasmith January 10, 2018

cracker eater

Cracker eater is a person who you just hate, but don't have a huge reason to. You hate every little thing they do. So they can just be sitting down eating crackers and you are hating them for that. You bitterly think, look at that bitch over there eating crackers.

Person 1: Why do you hate her? She's not the nicest person but she really never did anything to me or any of your friends.
Person 2: She's just one of those cracker eaters.

by Hobochan March 23, 2017

Box of Crackers

Many people of the White/Caucasian race in an elevator at one time.

Shaquan: Ayo I can't believe dat fool Mrs. Mackenzie made us go to da libary

Shawnta: I no nigga I haven't been to da libary in a minute son

Librarian: Boys, the elevator is this way.

Shaquan: Nah bitch we taken dem stairs, that elevator is a box of crackers

by gmanstation January 15, 2010