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bed carrot

1. A penis, dildo, or vibrator.

2. A guy to sleep with but nothing more.
Ex. 1. At her friends bachelorette party, Talia exclaimed, “Oh look, bed carrot!” when her friend unwrapped a dildo and the room exploded with laughter.

Ex. 2. When Jessica was talking to her friend about her recent bad date, she said “He wasn’t really my type, but he’s a great bed carrot.”
by Tisiphone Nyx May 30, 2018
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Carrot Topp

The singer for the anonymous punk band Radioactive Chicken Heads since 1993. He has a giant carrot head and wears cool glasses.
“Dude, did you see those Chicken guys last night?” “Yeah man, I loved the carrot guy, he’s pretty gnar.” “Yeah, that’s Carrot Topp, not to be confused with the comedian of course.”
by GameofGenie July 10, 2025
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Being to carrots

You like being to carrots
by Anderdonda February 28, 2021
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bagged carrots

by Hamburgerhelper965 July 12, 2019
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Whip-shaped-carrot

Device used on team players to ensure co-operation with the Hidden Power Master.
Be enticed by my whip-shaped-carrot or I'll beat you with it you mud dog.
by RAMbozo the Clown December 20, 2008
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carrot lord

A carrot lord is a person who is genuinely nice but can be a dick at times. It takes a while to hit their soft spot
Hey bae i heard you like carrot lords
by Aryec October 29, 2020
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carrot

the king himself louis tomlinson said in his video diary i like girls who eat carrots
after that he received plenty of carrots
i didn't like that the definition of carrots on urban dictionary is insulting directioners
by pressedpplarefookinloosahs September 5, 2020
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