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carrot

the king himself louis tomlinson said in his video diary i like girls who eat carrots
after that he received plenty of carrots
i didn't like that the definition of carrots on urban dictionary is insulting directioners
by pressedpplarefookinloosahs September 5, 2020
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You are a carrot.
by Richard Nixon 2 September 11, 2020
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carrot

a orange pointy thing that can be decorative for your room. they are hard and can be made into apples. ( i think.) also DO NOT be tricked into eating carrots coz their ' good for seeing in the dark'. you need to keep your poor carrots safe from the MOUTH!

WARNING: do not put your pet carrot in the washing machine or else you will be forced to take carrot cake to your grandmothers house.
awww your a good carrot aren't you fredrick.
by #barnibussssss(uknowit) September 13, 2020
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Teacher with hijab: WOW this is a strong message, no one will have carrot.
by thatsagrapegrape September 19, 2020
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fuzzy carrot

A man's penis that has not been shaved in a long period of time.
Hey Mike your girlfriend said you have a fuzzy carrot.
by Lilnigy October 27, 2020
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carrot lord

A carrot lord is a person who is genuinely nice but can be a dick at times. It takes a while to hit their soft spot
Hey bae i heard you like carrot lords
by Aryec October 29, 2020
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carrot lord

A person who is genuinely nice but can be a dick sometimes. It takes a while to break their outer shell to see their nice side
Hey bae i knew you liked me for my carrot lord tributes
by Aryec October 29, 2020
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