Carolina moonpie

Carolina moonpie: ejaculate on top of a medium sized turd cake then place an identical turd cake on top of the ejaculate. Serve to a woman on a Dixie brand paper plate.

I go down to the trailer park on Friday nights to feed the hoes a Carolina moonpie. Those meth heads do anything for money.

by Sante Fe soft serve October 4, 2016

THE CAROLINA DENTIST

The act of getting a women high on laughing gas, and knocking her teeth out

My wife has been complaining about money and her teeth lately, so I decided to take her to The Carolina dentist

by The_crack_baby February 11, 2022

North Carolina Screwdriver

Getting a handjob while turning righty tighty, then Lefty loosey

Man, last night my girl gave me a North Carolina Screwdriver.

by Otto Malpense March 7, 2022

Carolina Carpool

When two people dated siblings and then started dating each. Leaving the siblings high and dry.

Oh my god!

You dated her?
I dated her brother!
Did we just have a Carolina Carpool?

by Seanman97 July 2, 2018

Little Brother of South Carolina

The lowlife,poor excuse of an SEC team located in Columbia, SC. USC will always be the little brother of South Carolina and a disgrace to college football. Guess they are an equestrian school now...

The little brother of South Carolina proved their talent once again with their 3-9 season record.

by mcclellando October 14, 2017

Coastal Carolina burn pepper

When you pick out a fresh pepper from the farm and take it home and take a shit on it for some extra smell, you then put it in a mason jar with a dragon fly and freeze it for an 1 hour so it turns into a slush, then you will pour it into your girls urthrea and she will scream and pain because the dragon fly slush turns into a spicy violent thorn and stabs the insides of her and then she shits it out of her ear

Me and my friend romani Patel just did the Coastal Carolina burn pepper it was a experience but pretty excellent the smell in the room was bonkers!

by ballhair69 August 31, 2021

liliana carolina onofre alvarez

bad ass babygirl
d1 freak
mostly 4'11 hella booty
doesnt like showing toes but loves seeing urs
like the sound of pee
amazing head
W sex 10/10 must try again
the loml
cares abt you sometimes
doesn't show you love 24/7 its more like 6/5
talks shit abt her bf
loves her bf
very cuteski
so so cute mc cuteington
so so cutie patootie as well
booty taste like groceries

very dominant in bed
loves sex even tho

damn, there goes liliana carolina onofre alvarez. i heard shes so cool and cute snd badass and 4'11

by thesmoovedude March 25, 2024