carlos is a self obsessive cray cray sociopath who needs to shut the fuck up
by rejecTcarloS November 23, 2021
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Carlo is the sexy, hot, hilarious, handsome guy who is nice, and kind, and funny towards everyone he meets. He is the guy you have had a HUGE crush on for the entire year but you dont want to tell anyone because he has a stupid “girlfriend” he makes you happy whenever you look at him, when you stare at him during science after he falls off his stool. Carlo is the guy who snaps in your face because he knows you cant snap and he wants to make you laugh when you get mad. Carlo is the the only guy who can look hot with braces on. He makes sexual jokes but he knows when he has crossed the line so he stops. He makes jokes about getting kicked out of his mom’s house he is the cutest guy in the entire 6th grade and you are the ugliest girl so you know he would never go for you so you just keep staring at him during ELA, science, and lunch and that is enough for your little heart to go pounding out of your chest whenever he does something stupid or funny.
Carlo is soooooooo hot.
by DarkAndTwisty April 5, 2019
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Carlos is a dirty Mexican that nobody likes. He thinks he is tough shit when he really isn't. He's poor and he uses a hot spot for internet for his welfare ass.
That guy is being such a Carlos. No one likes a Carlos
by HayesA July 20, 2018
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Funny like Carlo Verdone and strong like Carlo Pedersoli (Bud Spencer). It’s the name of the coolest guy in the room! Also, Carlo is a great person, he can listen to you at any time in the day and in the night, and he will always be there for you. Anybody should have a Carlo in their lives!
Carlo is a free man, and a natural leader, but he is willing to put himself aside for the people he loves.
Carlo, what else?
Jenna: Hey, have you seen Carlo?
Lucrezia: Not today, and I already miss him

Ryan: Oh, look at Carlo playing tennis, I wish I could be like him!
by MattyJ89 November 22, 2021
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Funny like Carlo Verdone and strong like Carlo Pedersoli (Bud Spencer). It’s the name of the coolest guy in the room! Also, Carlo is a great person, he can listen to you at any time in the day and in the night, and he will always be there for you. Anybody should have a Carlo in their lives!
Carlo is a free man, and a natural leader, but he is willing to put himself aside for the people he loves.
Carlo, what else?
Jenna: Hey, have you seen Carlo?
Lucrezia: Not today, and I already miss him

Ryan: Oh, look at Carlo playing tennis, I wish I could be like him!
by MattyJ89 November 22, 2021
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Best gamer on the world nobody comes as close to him some may call him a god , a goat , or a terminator
I wish I was as good as Carlos in games
by Sexy beast with me May 28, 2019
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MY BOYFRIEND BACK THE FUCK AWAY HOES HE IS MINE! NO ONE ELSES SO PISS OFF WANKERS.
Did you see Carlos?

Yeah isn't he Koby's Boyfriend
by kobyandcarlosforever August 17, 2023
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