canadian will call

when you pour maple syrup on a girls face, then she finishes u off and u bust all over it.

tyler gave zoe a canadian will call.

by turd burgeler April 4, 2008

Canadian Panda

Only one exists in the entire world. It can be seen on the campus of Wittenberg University in Springfield Ohio. The Canadian Panda is commonly seen eating bamboo while wielding a hockey stick and a jar of maple syrup. Sometimes the Canadian Panda answers to the name "Kuper." When not participating in Canadian or Panda like activities, it sometimes pleasures itself while watching Lebron James highlights.

Guy one: Dude, have you seen the Canadian Panda today?
Guy two: Nah man, i saw it sippin on some maple syrup yesterday tho...
Guy one: Oh, well i was gonna see if it wanted to watch Lebron highlights with me.
Guy two: Dirty

by Clayton Simons April 28, 2008

Canadian Asshole

The guy from Canada who is an asshole but is also nice at the same time.

"You should die in a hole, but you're still cool."
"Thanks, you Canadian Asshole."
"You're welcome, Jim."

by Exo Epic September 27, 2014

canadian blowjob

When a woman blows her nose during intercourse.

My girlfriend has a cold, I stand a good chance of getting a canadian blowjob tonight.

by Trevorino May 31, 2011

canadian breakfast

The act of vomiting in your mouth and swallowing it back down.

I got so sick last night I ended up eating a Canadian breakfast

by Matt Loves Chicken December 9, 2008

Canadian Browncoat

When the receiver of a golden shower vomits the urine into the showerer's mouth.

Aw, thank you James. I'd be rude if I didn't offer you a bit of the ol' Canadian Browncoat. Would you be interested, James?

by micah November 30, 2006

Canadian history

The act of pouring maple syrup on moose horns. Then using it for sodomy.

Hey dude I walked in on my girlfriend she was doing the Canadian history with the horns!

by [e-mail] February 4, 2010