The dolled up corporate representatives with no insight on any topic outside of what they are told to repeat to humanity in order to promote the agenda of the elite.
"That mind control media minion just said Ron Paul is a racist!"
"Well she sure looks good there bud, are you sure she's wrong?"
"Well she sure looks good there bud, are you sure she's wrong?"
by JB 1776 January 18, 2012
Get the Mind Control Media Minionmug. by robbywasactuallytakenlmao March 24, 2021
Get the bro gimme the xbox controllermug. To have sex with a woman, raw dog, with them under the presumption that your name is real...when in reality it is a false name. This is used in case the woman becomes pregnant...hence the baby wouldn't be yours.
"Dude you had sex with that slut...and she got pregnant! What are you going to do!!!!"
"No sweat, I used European Birth Control."
"No sweat, I used European Birth Control."
by long hand luke April 30, 2010
Get the European Birth Controlmug. by SideshowFred November 1, 2006
Get the Urban Dictionary Quality Controlmug. by One.Zesty.Lemon March 26, 2020
Get the Middle Eastern Croud Controlmug. A control geek is a gamer/social nerd who can not let go of something, usually very insignificant and manages to suck many innocents into the shitstorm.
"That control geek seemed so nice at first, but she just raged at me for dropping a knife on her foot in a zombie game. Gheeze, some people just can't be mellow and have fun."
Miss Pita is known for being a control geek and makes the smallest game issues into a giant problem for everyone, feeding her selfish shortcomings.
Miss Pita is known for being a control geek and makes the smallest game issues into a giant problem for everyone, feeding her selfish shortcomings.
by CyAdora December 1, 2011
Get the control geekmug. A once considered mythical creature that lives in the oversized and distracting wart on the end of a nose. Only a wart gnome attached to a waron has the ability for mind control. The gnome often is perverse and has a one-track objective. The gnome has the appearance of a racecar driver and controlls the host with a steering wheel.
The waron walked up behind me and then the mind-controlling nose gnome ordered him to put his hands on my body. Gross!
by boomerang19 June 21, 2006
Get the mind-controlling nose gnomemug.