DOCTOR: Sir, your physical exam is fine, but your COVID test is positive, meaning you are an asymptomatic COVID carrier. Do you wear a mask?
ME: Asswhaaahh, bruh? Naw, I feel good! How a mask gonna help? My ass ain’t infected!
DOCTOR: I wouldn’t recommend wearing it there. You strike me as a pleasant, but obnoxiously stubborn man. As an ASS-CO (Asymptomatic COVID) carrier, you’ll need to quarantine yourself for two weeks and wear a mask more consistently, to prevent the airborne spread of COVID. Also take these pills.
ME: Quarra-what? Ass Mask whaaa? Masks kill people! Nobody wore a mask and lived, EVER! Masks are just a fuckin conspiracy from the MMI (mask manufacturing illuminati). …wut Pills?
DOCTOR: Magic Brain Pills (MBPs) that will temporarily make you smart enough to wear the ASS-CO mask over your mouth AND nose. As we cheerfully say in healthcare, “Don’t be a dumb cunt who can’t wear a mask correctly!”
ME: Asswhaaahh, bruh? Naw, I feel good! How a mask gonna help? My ass ain’t infected!
DOCTOR: I wouldn’t recommend wearing it there. You strike me as a pleasant, but obnoxiously stubborn man. As an ASS-CO (Asymptomatic COVID) carrier, you’ll need to quarantine yourself for two weeks and wear a mask more consistently, to prevent the airborne spread of COVID. Also take these pills.
ME: Quarra-what? Ass Mask whaaa? Masks kill people! Nobody wore a mask and lived, EVER! Masks are just a fuckin conspiracy from the MMI (mask manufacturing illuminati). …wut Pills?
DOCTOR: Magic Brain Pills (MBPs) that will temporarily make you smart enough to wear the ASS-CO mask over your mouth AND nose. As we cheerfully say in healthcare, “Don’t be a dumb cunt who can’t wear a mask correctly!”
by Magic Brain Pills September 6, 2020
Get the ASS-CO (asymptomatic covid)mug. The grandchild-in-law of one's spouse's sibling.
My co-great-nibling-in-law is a good person.
by Elivaldeq November 24, 2019
Get the co-great-nibling-in-lawmug. 
media term for those current TV shows where wannabees or one-star celebs hoping to raise their public profile are encouraged to compete, be humiliated, bullied, or patronised on camera...
Great symbiotic relationship -- the media get hours of cheap or unpaid labour; everyone gets their fifteen minutes of facial recognition; one or two win through to big bucks...
Great symbiotic relationship -- the media get hours of cheap or unpaid labour; everyone gets their fifteen minutes of facial recognition; one or two win through to big bucks...
'Jeez ! Yet another co-promo on TV... this time it's the Whiplash School of Cookery comp...but dammit, I love them all...it's so addictive...'
by mikroth February 6, 2009
Get the co-promomug. **Deadman's Co-Sign**
_An artist in the music industry using the death of another artist to capitalize on their legacy for personal benefit._
**Common Motives:**
- Growing their brand
- Increasing streaming numbers and album sales
- Generating sympathy or good publicity
**Common Methods:**
- Releasing music featuring or remixing the deceased artist's work
- Purchasing or obtaining rights to incomplete projects of the late artist, then revising and distributing them as collaborations
- Publicly pretending to be deeply affected or grieving, resulting in sympathy streams or positive press
_An artist in the music industry using the death of another artist to capitalize on their legacy for personal benefit._
**Common Motives:**
- Growing their brand
- Increasing streaming numbers and album sales
- Generating sympathy or good publicity
**Common Methods:**
- Releasing music featuring or remixing the deceased artist's work
- Purchasing or obtaining rights to incomplete projects of the late artist, then revising and distributing them as collaborations
- Publicly pretending to be deeply affected or grieving, resulting in sympathy streams or positive press
1. "I feel like it's mad disrespectful that XXXTENTACION didn't even know Lil Nas X before he passed, and yet Lil Nas X still used him for the Deadman's Co-Sign."
2. "It's pathetic that Drake really thought he'd get the Deadman's Co-Sign off 2Pac by using his AI voice model in the diss track on Kendrick."
2. "It's pathetic that Drake really thought he'd get the Deadman's Co-Sign off 2Pac by using his AI voice model in the diss track on Kendrick."
by Worgrimm January 22, 2025
Get the Deadman's Co-signmug. Spouse's great-great-granduncle's wife.
My co-great-great-grandaunt-in-law is a good person.
by JAMP12 September 21, 2021
Get the co-great-great-grandaunt-in-lawmug. The granddaughter-in-law of one's spouse's sibling.
My co-great-niece-in-law is a good person.
by Elivaldeq November 24, 2019
Get the co-great-niece-in-lawmug.