Seek Christ

The phrase "Seek Christ" refers to when a person says or does something entirely out of pocket, and therefore, you must guide them towards enlightenment.
Person 1: Skibidi Rizz Fanum Tax
Person 2: Please seek Christ
by parsidot August 01, 2024
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Christ Cakes

Not unlike Deuteronomy, cow patties or cow cakes, Christ Cakes are whatever they are.
"What is your opinion on walking with the lord through cow patties & stuff? Cow cakes? Christ cakes? Whatever? The answer is to be found in Deuteronomy."
by ANOTHERDEADROMEO February 27, 2023
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Christ McMuffin

The Greatest McMuffin Alive. Has The Cheese Wrap. Football Guru.
It's The Mighty Christ McMuffin
by JazzLover69 October 03, 2018
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Jesus Fucking Christ Hole

A verbal expression of overwhelming fear when a person is startled, surprised, shocked, or scared followed by extreme anger.
While Jimmy is driving on the expressway, he is suddenly cut off by another vehicle traveling ten miles per hour under the speed limit. Jimmy: "Jesus Fucking Christ Hole! You cut me off! get the fuck out of the way!"
by poop master general October 14, 2022
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Christ Barnes

A scaudly person who has a fetish for dirty crusty hair and skin. Is very good at their job. Has a favourite colleague but won't tell them. Can often look like they want to kill someone on the daily. Fiesty like a jalapeno pizza
That one is an absolute Christ Barnes
by November 30, 2021
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Orange Jesus Christ

Orange Jesus Christ is an expletive interjection that refers to the Christian religious figure of Jesus Christ and Donald Trump combined. It is typically uttered in anger, surprise, or frustration; although often with humorous intent. It should be used when the more common expletive, Jesus Christ, is just not sufficient to explain the outrageousness of a situation. OJC is an acronym with the same meaning and use.
Have you been following American politics? Orange Jesus Christ it’s out of control.
by Blackduck21 February 05, 2024
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Christ Kardashian

Mainly used to describe a hot and thicc woman who is also a good Christian. But no matter how great of an ass they've got they almost never do anal sex.
I saw this hot lady in church today with a great ass. She was such a Christ Kardashian, but I as a Christian know better not to do anal sex (hey it hurts anyway so why even bother doing it in the first place?)
by CelticEagle February 11, 2019
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