Coolest guy on earth who gets all the hoes such as Ember Miller. He's such a sexy hunk. All the women want brody sammarco. He loves boobies and knows many names for them. He is the God of boobies
by Boobie lord March 17, 2024

by LittleASAPGAS April 6, 2021

These small cold blooded creatures tend to suffer from hyperactive kleptomania, severe nicotine addiction, and also looks and smells like a little bitch that needs to stop giving handy mannies for $1.00 behind the gas station dumster
Yo nigga
Did u c dat small ass retarded nigga get hit by that bus going mach 7 while trying to blow smoke rings and 3 midgets simultaneously
Yeah nigga
Thats what I call a Brodie
Did u c dat small ass retarded nigga get hit by that bus going mach 7 while trying to blow smoke rings and 3 midgets simultaneously
Yeah nigga
Thats what I call a Brodie
by Dafukusay2mehuh907 February 17, 2023

Brody is a nice and kind hearten person. He's fun to be around and has a sexy body. He has freinds but no one loves him because he's gay, he needs help. He also likes to fight about things and tell people off for being stupid, don't get in his way.
Brody is a very nice bitch.
by Seals 703 December 8, 2018

by Atom20 March 7, 2023

There are lots of different kinds of Brody's. But this Brody is the best kind by far. He is a literal giraffe and towers over you so you have to break your neck to look at him and tip-toe to hug him but it's worth it. He's so sweet and just a party to be around. Brody will text you constantly but it's never annoying. His texts will make you smile and you'll start to look forward to the daily "hey bestie" lighting up your phone. His voice is insane and he's actually the GOAT. He's a bit more insecure than he lets on, and tends to insult himself. He thinks he's ugly but he's actually not. Everyone's pretty sure he's gonna be hot by the end of high school and he's such a vibe. When he dances it makes your day and he always knows how to put a smile on your face. Brody keeps you laughing and it's hard to be sad around him. When you really get to know him and build some trust you can have some deep conversations with him. It's always a good day when you see Brody. Find yourself a guy like Brody and boy, are you in luck.
by twocoolwaffles March 22, 2022
