Brad - High lord of horses

(n) Brad- High lord of horses. May also be referred to as 'Bradley'. Nobody truly knows his last name, or even which horses he is the lord of, as they all seem to treat him the same as any other person- though they might be trying to help conceal his secret identity. Raised by Killer Whales in the Antarctic- he is prone to emotional insensitivity- possibly due to his previous parents dying in a freak incident involving Killer Whales.

Usually is absolutely great at everything he does- including hangovers, being shy and being amazing in bed, but he pretends to suck at some things because he's great at being modest and making other people feel valued.

Whenever you meet a Brad- watch out, because he might be the High lord of horses in disguise and he will be the best guy you ever met.

Guy: "Hi, I'm Brad - High lord of horses."
Girl: "Oh really? Let me see your dic- HOLY SHIT IT'S HIM!"

Girl 1: So I met this really new hot guy called Brad the other day
Girl 2: Omg think he's the high lord of horses?
Girl 1: I'm gonna find out!

by Mandywub November 20, 2011

bradford joe

Complete and utter drug taking weird slob. Frequenter of West Yorkshire night club toilets. Creator of the mixed bag.

Me: Do you know Bradford Joe
Stranger: Yes he spiked me with Mkat, he needs putting down.

by SE25 July 20, 2014

Bradberry

Bradberry.
noun, plural Bradberries
1. A psychotic idiot who conducts extremely violent "social experiments" to raise public awareness
2. An idiot, a buffoon, a half-wit.
3. An evil human that eats children.

Person 1 - Hey, did you see Jim trying to prank those people in the city by kidnapping them?
Person 2 - Yeah, what a bradberry!

by Crayons2016 July 28, 2016

brad quant

dumbass. likes to keep secrets and says he doesn't have any. "Don't worry about it" Had about 20 gf's but "hasn't dated" Is almost failing spanish. Is still in love with his ex's. wants to fuk daily.

That was such a Brad Quant thing to do!!!!!!!!!!!!!

by Alexia=-08y766 May 24, 2017

Brad Jorgenson

Brad Jorgenson is a true lewandowshi eater and lover. He likes his women big and extra thick just like lewandowski.

Brad Jorgenson : To Brad sex is like a gas station, sometimes you get full service, sometimes you gotta ask for service and sometimes you have to be happy with self-service.

by foreign hoez November 30, 2017

Bradenton blue

A tasty drink invented by Steven Warren. Made with 2 parts Bacardi rum, 2 parts Malibu coconut rum, 2 parts peach schnapps, 2 parts blue curaco, 4 parts sour mix. Mix with ice and enjoy until the police arrive

“Man, it’s hot as Africa..I could swim in a pitcher of Bradenton Blue.”

by Lickerguy January 28, 2018

boading

Cheat day; being lazy and unhealthy for a limited amount of time.

"Today I'm just going to bad." "Last night I was boading."

by Chewydadog July 3, 2018