Brandon

Someone who looks like George "Joji" Miller and denies it when people tell him its true

Person 1: Hey you look like Joji!

Person 2: I am not a BRANDON

by Enigm_A November 10, 2018

Brandon

A very fat nerd that likes cheeseburgers and has a bedtime

Brandon take your fat ass to sleep.

by Lil $tackz July 15, 2020

Brandon

Brandon is the worst friend ever. He constantly leaves his friends for the company of a women, even if he only met her. he will lie to you and tell you he is going to the toilet when he really just ordered an uber. Brandon will tell you that he's done with chicks and proceed to bring the girl over just to use her for her body, lifts and crack. Brandon overall has an above average intelligent though this is negated by the constant bragging of his occupation as a lawyer. self-centered he also brags about is alleged large penis and how many time he can make his women cum.

friend, "whats that smell?"
Me, (sigh) "Brandon."

by MRSkinnyP3n15 May 30, 2018

Brandon

A white crack head that smokes weed and rides his skateboard everywhere

Brandon is a crack head.

by True loved by Alyssa September 21, 2018

Brandon

Brandon is a fresh african who sings to god everyday. He is usually the type of person to eat someones ass and never talk to them again. Brandon is the best person to hang with but the smelliest one.

Brandon is a retard

by penismuncher_123 March 1, 2020

Brandon

I’m a gay faggot and I’m racist to others. My hobbies are dick sucking

Brandon let’s go and give me head

by Unlovelyriver06 December 22, 2018

Brandon

a rude guy. never trust a brandon.

sunshine: i love brandon
brandon: *kisses girl in front of sunshine*

by hiangelinahehe May 28, 2019