Practicing safe sex by wrapping yourself in a blanket so that fellow humans can't access your guy/girlie-junk.
The term "blanket condomnation" can also be a sarcastic term for the preposterous notion that you won't get preggo or contract an STD if you and the other person crawl under a blanket before you "do it", instead of just copulating "out in the open".
by QuacksO November 12, 2019
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by Zero_X November 30, 2024
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We had been having sex and I was in mid-cum when she asked me to put on the condom. At this point it was nothing more than a Dolphin Blanket.
by Dolphinquilt November 7, 2010
Get the Dolphin Blanket mug.A sexual act where you are making love to a women where you wait as long as you you can and right before you cum you rap a blanket around the womans head and yell cum typhoon then which you pull out and cum on the blanket so when they go to take it off they have splooge on there hands
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