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shake and bake

have sex at the beach and supersoak the girl on her stomach. roll her over on the sand and when she rolls around you have shake and bake where the sand sticks.
guy: oh shiznit i supersoaked you
girl: omg im rolling around
guy: thats shake and bake biyach.
by WhitePOW December 2, 2007
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bake off

A competition to determine who can bake the best air biscuit.
This bake off title is mine! I'm about to bust ass!
by imadoofus August 27, 2006
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clam bake

A vaginal condition marked by extreme sweating or stickiness in the upper thigh.
The opposite of "truckers nuts", where the vagina gets clammy and sticky while sitting in a chair for long periods of time.

Jane had a nasty case of clam bake after that long haul on route 47.
by mediumheadboy August 8, 2009
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baked potato

The act of defecating onto a piece of aluminum foil that has been placed over a sexual partner's face for the purpose of the receiver becoming aroused by the heat produced by the bowel movement. Similar to a "Hot Carl", but using a piece of aluminum foil rather than saran-wrap to produce a more intense heat effect due to the higher conductivity of the aluminum foil.
John bought a roll of aluminum foil so he could give his lady one hot baked potato.
by BigSlick March 12, 2008
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Bake and Flake

when you get high and then flake on someone you made plans with. Can be reversed and used as "Flake and Bake" at which point you flake on someone and then get high.

in some rare instances one could use the term "Bake and Flake" when one is going to get high and then scrape/flake paint off of a building or whatever.
I was gonna go kick it with "the GF" but then I got high. Classic Bake and Flake.

I don't feel like picking Cracky up at the airport. Sorry bro, time to smoke some herb instead... I don't flake and bake often, but Cracky would understand.
by abbycdiddy September 30, 2009
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slack and bake

Similar to that of the wake and bake but for the super stoner who doesn't wake up till noon.
John : Yooo, let's wake and bake tomorrow morning?
Steve: Nahh, I don't wake up till noon my dude, let's slack and bake instead
by youlin August 15, 2010
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Baked McBride

"Going out tonight?"
"Naw, me and the Baked McBride are going to enjoy multiple bong rips this evening." (Also a pun on 1970's baseball player, Bake McBride's name.)
by Mr. Hooper April 30, 2010
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