shake and bake

have sex at the beach and supersoak the girl on her stomach. roll her over on the sand and when she rolls around you have shake and bake where the sand sticks.

guy: oh shiznit i supersoaked you
girl: omg im rolling around
guy: thats shake and bake biyach.

by WhitePOW December 2, 2007

bake off

A competition to determine who can bake the best air biscuit.

This bake off title is mine! I'm about to bust ass!

by imadoofus August 27, 2006

clam bake

A vaginal condition marked by extreme sweating or stickiness in the upper thigh.

The opposite of "truckers nuts", where the vagina gets clammy and sticky while sitting in a chair for long periods of time.

Jane had a nasty case of clam bake after that long haul on route 47.

by mediumheadboy August 8, 2009

baked potato

The act of defecating onto a piece of aluminum foil that has been placed over a sexual partner's face for the purpose of the receiver becoming aroused by the heat produced by the bowel movement. Similar to a "Hot Carl", but using a piece of aluminum foil rather than saran-wrap to produce a more intense heat effect due to the higher conductivity of the aluminum foil.

John bought a roll of aluminum foil so he could give his lady one hot baked potato.

by BigSlick March 12, 2008

Baking a Squash

When you masturbate with a squash and forget to remove it.

" I hope no one notices I've been baking a squash all day"

by BakedSquash September 16, 2016

Birthday Baked

Similar to white girl wasted, birthday baked means a middle class person or someone on a budget spending more on marijuana for their birthday as a treat to themselves.

Dave: What are you doing for your birthday?
Harry: I just got paid so I'll probably visit my dealer and get birthday baked.

John planned to get birthday baked and therefore had to buy more snacks than usual.

by CadillacDan July 20, 2011

McSmack-baked

adjective

1. the highest level of highness one can achieve from smoking marijuana, either a smoker has never been this high before or they know that they can not get any higher

2. at a 10

Jabari: hows that gravity bong hitting?
Imad: I....Am...McSmack-baked

by King Wacky December 31, 2011