hang bash

Noun - a P1 gathering usually involving a 2 to 1 sausage to jug ratio. **ratio swings to 1 to 2 sausage/jug if man boobs are included.

Ex: Peggy and Donna couldn't keep their boobies to themselves at last night's Hang Bash.

by Jiggity McDiggity May 13, 2014

Corned Bash

Having anal sex after the insertion of a can of corned beef, provides lubrication and a lovely beefy odor.

Jeff: Want to bash the beef?
Joff: Lets use 3 cans this time.
Jeff: I love the smell of hot beef, I cant wait to be Corned Bashed by you!

by Joffy Scoffy September 3, 2014

booby basher

Someone who squeezes boobies a lot

you're a booby basher with that girl of yours

by boobybasher101 August 26, 2015

Boner basher

1) an individual or animal who interrupts your wank sesh causing you to become flacid
2) an unfortunate event that rewins you're awesome plans or bad ass current situation inturn making it negative or ending it altogether

1) My dog can be a real boner basher, I was mid way through flogging the log and it was becoming nice and stiff untill my dog ran into the sliding glass door startling me .

2) my bother is a real boner basher, I was 3rd gear pinned doing a hill climb on my yfs 200 and I get a call his truck crapped out and needs a tow

by beaner master98 September 12, 2016

velvet bashing

A posh wank into your nan's velvet curtains.

My nan busted in just as i was velvet bashing in the conservatory.

by cute-and-disgusting December 10, 2016

fart bash

Farting on your hand, and then proceeding to hit someone

"I'm going to fart bash you to death"

by pirateshitp March 21, 2017

sagg bash

A gay party for cheating men.
A gay party for men who cheats on their partner but doesn't have sexual intercourse with them, they just makes out with them.

Bob: Hey Tom, do you have anything planned this weekend?
Tom: Yep, I'm going to a sagg bash, want too come?
Bob: Hell yeah, but don't tell the missus.

by sagg bash November 4, 2017