shake and bake

have sex at the beach and supersoak the girl on her stomach. roll her over on the sand and when she rolls around you have shake and bake where the sand sticks.

guy: oh shiznit i supersoaked you
girl: omg im rolling around
guy: thats shake and bake biyach.

by WhitePOW December 2, 2007

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bake off

A competition to determine who can bake the best air biscuit.

This bake off title is mine! I'm about to bust ass!

by imadoofus August 27, 2006

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clam bake

A vaginal condition marked by extreme sweating or stickiness in the upper thigh.

The opposite of "truckers nuts", where the vagina gets clammy and sticky while sitting in a chair for long periods of time.

Jane had a nasty case of clam bake after that long haul on route 47.

by mediumheadboy August 8, 2009

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The act of defecating onto a piece of aluminum foil that has been placed over a sexual partner's face for the purpose of the receiver becoming aroused by the heat produced by the bowel movement. Similar to a "Hot Carl", but using a piece of aluminum foil rather than saran-wrap to produce a more intense heat effect due to the higher conductivity of the aluminum foil.

John bought a roll of aluminum foil so he could give his lady one hot baked potato.

by BigSlick March 12, 2008

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baked a cookie

a euphamism for having just had sex....
In this phrase cookie is a vagina and baking is the act of sex.

Friend: Hey, why aren't you out? COME TO THE PUB NOW!
Guy: Dude, just give me a few, I just baked a cookie.
Friend: Haha... tmi dude, but good on you.

Girl: MAN he's so hawt
Girl 2: I'd totally, I mean look at that butt.
Girl 3: Well girls, we did... last month we soo baked a cookie.

by This Is Not Simon March 11, 2012

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