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Bagel

Bagel means a small chode (dick), it is used as an excuse when one of the homies sends a dick pic by accident.
‘What was that’
Dude it was just a picture of a bagel’
by Blagblog January 11, 2022
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Bagel kiss

Why are you searching this up FREAKBOB

So when a guy whips out his huge cock and sticks it in a bagel the tip kisses the bagel
Penis into a bagel like a kiss mwah bagel kiss
by Puttbucker August 6, 2025
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Tyra's Bagel

It means your kitty or pussy is ready to be slurped or it means the pussy is wet
"Is your your pussy a Tyra's Bagel right now?" My boyfriend with wavy dirty blonde locks with bright green orbs
by 99peopleinaroom September 12, 2020
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pleasure bagel

A freshly baked bagel, with or without cream cheese, toasted for sexual satisfaction. Warmed for your pleasure.
Tim brought out the bag of bagels, toasted one, pulled his pants down, and put himself inside his pleasure bagel.
by NiceWaters December 20, 2015
mugGet the pleasure bagelmug.

bagel cult

cult needs: 3 people.

we have.. 3 bagel-loving people...HMMM..

c u l t
by quibblee May 4, 2021
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Pizza Bagels

The most heavenly concoction of bagel and sauce and cheese and oregano that hides your crazy and gets you dates.
Bring a surplus of pizza bagels to those who are not pregnant and leave with a significant other.
by Fitxzie February 12, 2018
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