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Nobody asked

Saying this obnoxious phrase is the quickest way to make everyone despise your existence. Saying this is the verbal equivalent of white noise as it adds nothing to the conversation and only causes annoyance. If you say this phrase, go fuck yourself.
Person 1: Nice, my relative beat cancer

Person 2: Nobody asked
Person 1: stares with hatred in his eyes before pulling out a gun and shooting Person 2 in the head
by Partydude17 May 23, 2023
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A soldier asked Eminem for his autograph

A soldier
asked Eminem for his autograph.
Eminem replied,

Sure, if I can have yours.
Hey dido, did you know a soldier asked Eminem for his autograph?

Oh? Thats news to me bub!
by Realdido November 23, 2023
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Ask

Typically a description of a very handsome and cool induvidual that evrybody likes
"Oh your such a Ask"
by Æsk October 11, 2018
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<..79.7.6.>It Is Because We Want To Ask YOu Too Much Questions<.7.9.7.6.>
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ask-snus

ASK-snus is said to be the offspring of 3 Notorious Madmen, dwelming in their lair by the shore of the Aura river, coctail-izing a snus so formidable that even the Swedish crown has made speculations in the possibility of a conquering of Åbo.
ÅÅÅh, fyy faa-an! Ask-snus!!.... den första är så jäävlah goo!
by KasparovsKnight December 6, 2016
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Ask your bsf to fuck

Tis the season! Christmas is coming along and what better yet to do is a prank?! December 20th is Asking your Bestfriend to fuck and see their reaction, Have Fun!
Jack: “ Hey amber , bestie you wanna fuck?
Amber: “No ew that’s weird jack!”
Ask your bsf to fuck
by Bigbandit December 20, 2022
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Who asked

by YaBubbleBooty May 26, 2021
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