angry tits

reference to a women's breasts that make the viewer angry. the work was untimatly not worth it

joe spent 3 months adn nearly $1000 trying to get her shit off and she had the worst pair of angry tits he had ever seen.

Alison had really angry tits

by angry February 9, 2005

angry doorman

When performing oral sex on a male, yanking the zipper on their fly up at the moment of climax.

I'd finally gotten my girl to go down on me, and she gave me an angry doorman! I had to sit down to pee for a week!

by Angry Beaver January 11, 2009

angry dragon

While a girl is sucking you off, right as you are about to cum, you grab hold of her head and pull her mouth as far onto your cock as possible. She proceeds to gag from the cock unexpectedly being rammed down her throat, but since your cock is blocking her air passage, her cough (and your cum) exit through her nose. The cum dripping out of both of the girl’s nostrils, resembles a dragon’s snout - and after pulling a stunt like this, you can be sure she's going to be an angry one.

i angry dragoned your mom last night , she was dripping for hours

by spaghettimidget August 2, 2006

Angry Garrett

While receiving rough oral sex from either a male or female partner, the receiver of the blow job will abruptly grab the back of their partner's head, by the hair, and forcefully gag them as they ejaculate on their larynx (vocal chords). Naturally they will run around screaming in pain, but their voice will sound like that of Brad Garrett (Robert Barone from the T.V. Series: Everybody Loves Raymond). You will laugh as the squalor in the room sounding like Brad Garrett.

Dan: Hey how was last night, Phill?
Phill: Dude, I was getting head from Sara and I gagged her when I cummed. Gave that Bitch an "Angry Garrett" and laughed for hours.

by joeymoorisey August 2, 2010

Angry Archville

When an Irish man decides to broaden his horizens and pickup a couple of fat chicks from a bar. He then takes said fat chicks back to their place and repeatedly bones them. After the boning finishes, he feeds them fried chicken and gravey.

John: Hey George, what'd you do last night?

George: I totally Angry Archvilled some bitches.

John: So, how did the gravey taste?

George: Delicious, as always.

by John C Serrano April 6, 2009

angry llama

when you cum in a girls mouth and she spits it back in your face.

she told me not to cum in her mouth but i did it anyway. the result was an angry llama.

by farku July 22, 2009

angry ocelot

Have your woman do a hand stand, and pour packets of Pop Rocks into her vagina. Once popping commences have her get on her knees and elbows, with her hands out in front, so she is relaxing as an ocelot would. Screw her until the Pop Rocks have stopped popping. At this point add more Pop Rocks to either her vagina or mouth and screw her or get head. It may be hard to to find a vagina with particularly large women, so it is advised to roll them in flour. You can assume that the flour will stick to any moisture, so this may help to locate the vagina. If this does not work, looking for pubes would be the next logical step. Based on the fact that large women can not see their vagina's, it would be impossible for them to shave down there. This tip may also help you find your point of entry. When all else fails, poke your dick around until it feels good.

Do not mess with the angry ocelot.

by doubleO July 16, 2010