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Angry Muslim

In sexual intercourse, where the male faces towards the east and shits upon the female's head and shoulders.
I asked this girl if she'd ever seen an angry Muslim. She said no, and I thought, "man, this girl deserves an angry muslim".
by Gabe Maese August 8, 2006
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Angry dutchman

when an angry gay black man pours melted cheese on to a unsuspecting male european tourist and violently rapes him while making monkey sounds
tyrone gave jaroslav an angry dutchman
by dyingtoaster November 4, 2014
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angry defining

when someone gets really mad at a person or something else and decides to submit a nasty definition about them to urban dictionary.
person 1: so, i searched myself up on urbandictionary and got some nasty shit. it was all the stuff my ex bitched at me about.

person 2: that dumb shit has been angry defining anyone they're pissed off at.
by fukyouitsnottrue February 6, 2010
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Angry Slide

When you're doing someone doggystyle at the top of a slide, and as you become bored, you push them down the slide, whilst having a friend at the bottom to empty their load onto her as she reaches the bottom.
I was out with margaret yesterday and we got bored so we decided to perform an angry slide while Jim emptied his load on her at the bottom for me.
by bumchum4u January 6, 2010
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Angry-Hungry

The crazed-look of the Ed Green.
Oh no Ed's got that Angry-Hungry look again! Hide your Cheetoes!!!!
by SallySuzanne June 24, 2010
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Angry Mantis

a method of making a woman water tight with only one man. Performed by placing one's penis in the woman's mouth, one and in her vagina and the other in her anus. When viewed from the side, the male looks like a praying mantis, hence the name.
She wanted to get water tight, but I don't want other guys around, so I did an Angry mantis.
by Marc Dickson December 23, 2010
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Angry singing

To sing with an angry expression or look of disdain on the face
Angry singing usually includes having one's arms crossed or moving one's head around with sass while belting out a tune.
by what_a_keeper November 21, 2011
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