A freaky and highly inadvisable sex move originating from the rural roads of Kingaroy, Queensland. It involves one partner crouching like a busted traffic cone while the other, wearing strictly hi-vis, shifts between "gears” through the act of fisting and imagining you’re operating a manual vehicle.
Traditionally performed in front of the Kingaroy Main Roads department as a means of ‘intimidation’. Not to be confused with the Neurum Creek Gear Shift.
Traditionally performed in front of the Kingaroy Main Roads department as a means of ‘intimidation’. Not to be confused with the Neurum Creek Gear Shift.
“Do you know if Jimmy passed his driving test today?”
“No, he failed,”
“Oh well, get shifty. Its Kingaroy Gear Shift time.”
“No, he failed,”
“Oh well, get shifty. Its Kingaroy Gear Shift time.”
by johndiddlysmithington July 7, 2025
Get the Kingaroy Gear Shiftmug. Nope. You just using my own accusations against me as an exercise far call all of you worthless fucking panhandler.
Hym "I don't talk about having any responsibility. YOU'RE THE ONE who claims to have responsibilities. And I ASKED YOU ALL when YOUR RESPONSIBILITY TO OTHER PEOPLE (Me to you) ACTUALLY EXTENDS to other people. If everyone around me has a responsibility (As I SUPPOSEDLY do) to other people... At what point so THEIR RESPONSIBILITY TO ME... ACTUALLY INTERACT.... WITH ME... at ANY level? When does the 'responsibility to others' that YOU SAY WE ALL HAVE (and NOT ME I didn't say that) interact with me? NEVER. Fucking never! Because you don't actually believe the shit you believe for YOU. YOUR responsibility to EVERYONE is you doing whatever you feel like doing and EVERYONE'S responsibility to YOU is 'Accepting their responsibility to "other people" (i.e. YOU) and not tainting your perfect with their plight.' Avoiding the question and frame shifting. It's all ANY of you do. It's free money."
by Hym Iam September 9, 2023
Get the Frame shiftingmug. by anonymous April 4, 2024
Get the shift the gizemmug. by the kid ya boi January 6, 2022
Get the Cincinnati Split Shiftmug. A term used mostly in law enforcement and in some Movies like Training Day when all officers, meter maids, and government assassins etc. Get together for their daily cum chugging championship at the police station. They always say "HELL YE$" there nothing as exciting and fullfilling other than a HOT load from my fellow sperm guzzling brothers.Forcefully blasted deep down my throat after a long day of being a homo, morbidly obese,and killing baby kittens, but mostly just sleeping and eating. The manditory stalking of innocent citizens is exhausting and they like to boast and show them rowdy high schoolers just how a psychotic, and bad ass mutherfucker can suck a man's penis.
Jay the redneck, Man is it time for lunch , those cock suckers are shooting in the air and driving 100mph torward the station..
Harrased yeetnigga. Shift Change Bitch!
Harrased yeetnigga. Shift Change Bitch!
by Sgt badmuthfer June 16, 2022
Get the Shift Changemug. When you try to capitalize a word but accidentally capitalize the second letter instead. Usually happens on important documents, such as resumes and letters to your mother-in-law.
Business Owner: I'm sorry sir, but we can't accept your resume due to multiple slow shifts in it.
Guy who wanted job: wHat aRe yOu tAlking aBout?
Guy who wanted job: wHat aRe yOu tAlking aBout?
by Omniscient Terminialogicalinex October 7, 2010
Get the Slow Shiftmug. I so totally shifted off when ineeded a screenshot with the time and drop down, I was so excited, I was three finger swiping to fast, so the screenshot command didn't recognize/register.
by Bryn Benn April 23, 2020
Get the Shifted offmug.