cuddle

something I will never get

"You will never get any hoes to cuddle 😔😔😔😔."

by gnad November 4, 2022

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Cuddle a femboy month

March is cuddle a femboy month

I can’t wait for cuddle a femboy month, it’s so close!

by Goonerboy108 March 27, 2025

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cuddle bug

naomi

Naomi loves to cuddle. she's such a cuddle bug

by box machine June 5, 2023

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A faster-than-usual cuddle session with your partner, normally over or shortly after lunch time, to overcome the afternoon-tiredness and motivate yourself for the rest of the day.

Important: do not forget to set a timer, so that you won't get carried away and eventually lose your job because you are making 3 hour work breaks. Beware of the snooze button!

The time limit leads to faster movements, faster losing of clothes and no unnecessary wait times in between. Note: Power Cuddling does not include sex.

girl: I feel so unmotivated to work after this lunch
boy: me too, do you have time for a short Power Cuddle?
girl: yeah! but let's set a timer, I have a meeting later.
boy: sure...

by funny_person March 2, 2023

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Cuddle Trouble

When "Netflix and Chill" turns into a fuck trophy and child support.

Jan's cuddle trouble wont stop crying and shitting it's pants.

by Francakes May 5, 2016

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Cuddle closure

You’ve moved on. You have a new boyfriend/girlfriend, but you miss your Ex and need one good last harmless goodbye. So you….CUDDLE. It is harmless….right?

I really wanted to have sex with my ex, but that would totally be cheating on my (boyfriend/girlfriend) so I settled and resorted to some good cuddle closure.

by That’s write April 24, 2023

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