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Baby Teen

A teenager with a baby face. Odds are they act like they are 9. Typically, they are the most annoying fucks on the face of the planet. Acts like a golden retriever. Typically are named Matt.
Oh my god! That Baby Teen is here. My night is ruined!
by Mr. Daydream December 5, 2023
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Unfiltered teen mom group

This is a unfiltered teen mom group”
“Oh so that means I can say anything?”

“Yeah pretty much
*gets offended over something *
“WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT?!”
“Because this is an unfiltered teen mom group!”
by Manipulators September 7, 2025
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Gary teen

The way the imbecile @Squares on iFunny spells “guarantee
I Gary teen that guy is homo
by yummy_thick April 15, 2019
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Quaran-teen

Children on the global COVID pandemic who were born between 2003-2008 and came into their teenage years during the crazy, remote learning, masking and sheltering in place days of that time.
Life was awesome and until COVID made me a quaran-teen and I some the rest of 2020 wearing a mask and hiding in my bedroom.
by Jj1967 April 22, 2025
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teen brain

Teen brains are the kind of brain that you once had during the onset of puberty until as late as your 20th birthday. This kind of brain makes the newly sexually active teen seek emotionally charged activities, thus increasing risk-taking behavior. Furthermore, MRI devices has also revealed that while the adults were using their prefrontal cortex to understand the expressions, teens were using their amygdala. The amygdala is responsible for inducing emotions and impulses, not logic and rational reasoning. In conclusion, while it is true that the size of our brains doesn’t change much beyond our 6th birthday, its under-the-hood workings are not done developing until the age of 25.
During my teen years, my brain was all about impulse and emotion; I often made decisions based on how I felt instead of thinking them through—classic teen brain behavior!
by Emotional Cruiser October 14, 2025
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Teen Programmer

Programmers starting their careers too early. Always fits with the narrative that teens always have BO.
Friend 1: "Oh wait, you're a teen programmer?"
Teen Programmer: "Yeah?"
Friend 1: "No wonder you smell like shit"
by Hydrogen Goose September 18, 2020
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teen

A word invented by pedophiles to justify their lustful desires.
I can finally have my way with her/him now that he/she is a teen.
by AceLeRoux September 11, 2021
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