sweaty lincoln

The act of being a sloppy, sweaty, stinky person. The Lincoln just works, because the early 90 model Lincoln cars were just ugly and lousy, so both the words coagulate well together.

Man, that straight up sweaty lincoln over there is bein' a mad stinky bitch.

by Barnabee Jones January 14, 2010

Lincoln

A guy who claims to be good at basketball but he’s terrible. He has two or three good game and thinks he’s Michael Jordan.

“They call me Lincoln and I get buckets”.

by Yakkam September 8, 2020

Lincoln Southwest High School

This is a amazing high school home to many athletic stars. This school is home to many basic white girls and many fury’s.

Ex: Wow look at that dog collar. You must go to Lincoln Southwest High school

by Fury girly girl 12 September 24, 2021

Lincoln Log

Shitty wooden Lego.

15 yr old: Oh man! I got a Lincoln Log set instead of a Lego set!

Friend: dude, grow up. Your fifteen fucking years old. Get a job, get laid, shut the fuck up.

by coleeco22 November 8, 2018

Lincoln

Smallest pp in the game, next to Carlos of course, but a greek mythology god.

Why does this guy know so much about Greek mythology?
Idk, he’s probably a Lincoln.
Dang, must be tough having a dick that small.

by Lincoln Abraumets November 26, 2019

Abraham Lincoln

A guy history books (mis)lead people (especially brown people) into believing his intentions were more noble than they actually were. He was from Kentucky (the South) even though Illinois was called the land of Lincoln since that was where he rose to prominence. Had the South won the Civil War, the narrative wouldn't have been that he was a hero, it would have been that he was a traitor, so in order to protect himself, he had to make sure the North won at any cost. The same history books that write that Lincoln was a hero or a great man also write that guys like George Washington and Thomas Jefferson were great men even though they owned slaves.

People seem to forget Abraham Lincoln was a politician and didn't give a fuck about them or future generations of their families, and though it's time the country saw a female president, a female politician would do all the same things as a guy, because she would come from the same human/inhuman race as the male politicians and everyone else, and would be capable of any evil and human weakness a male politician was.

by The Original Agahnim November 13, 2021

Lincoln Wierzbicki

Lmfao it was j obsession I honestly forgot all abt u
-m.s

Lincoln Wierzbicki really isn't 'all that'

by iLovemuffincum July 1, 2022