John Hurt

a man who is constantly getting butt hurt

dont get so john hurt its just some rocks

by funnyjim101 October 02, 2017

bung hurt

a state of discomfort similar to unwillilng anal penetration

I hope Doug isn't bung hurt that his name was used in the Urban Dictionary example of "bungover".

by Rev1guy February 27, 2014

MY NEPHEW HURTS

The expression you shout out when someone does something that makes you tingle

Tatis with a drive, deep left field it’s gone!
“MY NEPHEW HURTS SO BAD, LETS GO TATIS”

by DDMONTER June 14, 2021

My bussy hurts

When a man’s butt pussy hurts from being analy penetrated repeatedly

I got fucked so hard last night my bussy hurts

by Big Josh March 05, 2024

Hurt boy

Emo. Doesn't need to color themselves emo either.

Replace "You're psycho!"
With "Hey hurt boy"

Add in "good boy" for good measure

"Hey hurt boy, how was your day?"

Hurt boy - a hurt man, the black sheep, knows he's no saint but thrives to be the best possible

by Dreads_ June 08, 2023

mysteries make my head hurt

“Mysteries make my head hurt” is a phrase uttered by retired Detective Joe Kenda of the Colorado Springs PD on his show on ID.

All the suspects have come up with alibis. Mysteries make my head hurt. We have to start from scratch. Back to the scene of the crime to question additional witnesses.

by Purplenado March 06, 2023

hurt foreskin

when you are masturbating circumcised and you cause too much friction on the foreskin so it peels

hey bro i got hurt foreskin last night i didn't use lube

by poo poo dealer May 14, 2019