Polyester curtains and a redwood deck

Reference to a biological male that had his genitals replace with a man made female genitals

That dude has some sweet “polyester curtains and a redwood deck!”

by anonymous July 31, 2023

Decking

Repeatedly Slamming your Cock into a deck or dock as hard as you can, usually results in splinters, blisters and uncontrollable bleeding.

Yo Jimmy, want to go Decking later? me and Darren made plans to!!

by Yours Truly -JB January 13, 2024

Glitch Deck

An item used by gamers to detect hidden secrets.

Adam used his Glitch Deck to find the secret chest in the dungeon.

by Roland Bates October 18, 2021

mass-deck

the deck were massing occurs
(also see mass)
(also see crete)

Let's go crete on the mass-deck.

by poop December 13, 2003

On the Deck

You've fallen to the deck because something is so funny.

Hysterical laughter and/or reaction to a massive shock

(Similar to "PMSL" or "ROFL")

Hahahahah i am ON THE DECK!!!

"Omg what are you wearing!! I'm on the deck!"

by onthedeck1032 December 19, 2018

Net decking

Net decking is taking a deck posted on the Internet and playing it, with little to no modification.

Some gaming purists look down upon it because it removes the deck building aspect from the card game. The flip side is that building effective decks is challenging and time consuming and the more players and games a deck goes through, the more the play style and its contents are refined, making it even more effective, and thus more desirable to copy, thereby creating a virtuous cycle.

Is net decking bad?
That depends on who you ask, everyone has their own opinion on the matter, some people are against it, some are neutral and some encourage it, either way just play however you want, no one can stop you.

by NecroVecro January 28, 2022

Dick-decked

When someone punches you straight in your dick

Hey did you see that movie where the giy got dick-decked by his own mom?

by White boy master April 19, 2016