by red phillips October 26, 2022
Get the Jack mug.In the 80's during the crack cocaine kerfuffle you walk up to the dealer you don's say, "Crack" you might get knocked out. I've seen it so, Instead someone came up with the word "jack" this was the common term being used now. Gimme a few of them jacks man. Now if you got ripped off because someone put planters peanuts in your vial or the fake crack they were selling in the smoke shops back then and sold it to you that person is "Fakin Jacks"
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by anonymous March 14, 2025
Get the Jack Fumbler mug.A depression jack is when you take a zoloft on an empty stomach, wait around 25 minutes, and start jacking off. You win if you finish before you go limp-dick.
I tried a depression jack for the first time yesterday, but I waited too long, and my dick turned into a noodle
by DanTheWan August 12, 2023
Get the Depression jack mug.Someone that randomly pops into your life and sweeps you off your feet. Finding a Jack is really rare, so keep them close. Jack is loyal, smart, hardworking, funny, and will not just be your significant other, but Jacks are wonderful friends to. Be careful with them, they have feelings too and actually care, so just go ahead and talk it out because they are NOT leaving you behind. He will also change his bad habits for you, because Jack loves and he loves hard. Be patient. It's all worth it. Oh! and Jack is also one sexy man and needs a real woman, so don't mess around. He will put a ring on it!
by Amber Conway November 20, 2025
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