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Jack

Never get too close. He will leave you with brain damage and the reek of his smell
Jack is a disaster
by jordanrock2 November 22, 2021
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Jack

Jack is a person that u need to drop and that he will not care about u if u date him he might seam nice but he is really not
He is not shit u need to drop him we is trash
Jack
by Hebrides did endure January 31, 2020
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jacking to that chick's keyboard

When a guy finds a nerdy girl attractive.
Well Lisa is so smart and independent. You know all sorts of simps are jacking to that chick's keyboard.

Donald and Margot were married for 3 years. But then Margot found out Donald was jacking to that chick's keyboard and she left him and took the house.
by Saison Xiang February 26, 2023
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jack comeau

Is the greatest human being. He gets all the girls. He is very handsome and is great at sports. His eyes, hair, and looks are like a combination of Jesus and Channing Tatum. He is very tall and strong and is smart. He is also very funny. Everyone likes jack comeau and if you don't you deserve a bullet to ur brain.
He is such a jack comeau, so beutiful and handsome
by yrncudz August 10, 2017
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jack black tosses a peach

a famous internet meme from Jack Black’s official music video, ‘Peaches’, which was made for the Super Mario Movie, in which Jack Black, dressed as Bowser, tosses a peach at the camera at 0.5x speed as he says, “Peach.”
person 1: “did you see jack black tosses a peach”
person 2: “yes”
person 1: *tosses peach at person 2* “peach”
person 2: *tosses peach at person 1* “peach”
by antytheprotogen June 2, 2023
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aiden jack longden

a man with the biggest saltiest juiced tastiest sexiest thickest cheesiest ding dong in the world

triple cheese burger
by kimykong tttt November 16, 2022
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Jack Randal

Pronounced as the character from Outlander. The act of using your toes (specifically the space in between your big and index toes) to masturbate an individual that has a large clitoris or a small penis.
My partner has a great time when I give them the Jack Randal.
by TwinkleToeMaster July 27, 2019
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