you've heard of elf on the shelf, now get ready for

This is commonly used once someone finds two words that rhyme, and make it into the "elf on the shelf" format.

Guy: You've heard of elf on the shelf, now get ready for..
*a picture of Shrek on a deck*
Guy 2: that's clever

by extreme coughing November 16, 2018

if you don't play the craft, you can't get the shaft

When a girl wants you in her bed, but she doesn't play Minecraft, tell her this.

(me) Bitch I'm tryna start a minecraft server you in or nah?
(Jessica) Make me your bitch ;)
(me) Listen Jessica, if you don't play the craft, you can't get the shaft.

by GamingCat0179 September 09, 2019

Is the fucking you're getting worth the fucking you're taking?

Is the amount of pussy you're getting from your old lady worth the amount of bullshit you have to endure from her?

Example 1) Tom: Laura's pissed at me for going to Hooters with you guys last week and has ragged on me about it for days. And I'm cut off too, I guess I'll have to jack off for awhile.
Bob: Is the fucking you're getting worth the fucking you're taking?

Example 2) Bob: Shirley's so pissed at me for not mowing the god damn lawn, that she won't give up any pussy! I'm so sick of her shit, what a fuckin nag. I think I'll go beat off in her purse.
Tom: Is the fucking you're getting worth the fucking you're taking?

Example 3) Tom: That fuckin bitch still won't fuck me, three weeks after we went to Hooters. I guess I'll go fuck that slutty Hooters waitress that gave me her number while I was staring at her bodacious boobs.
Bob: Is the fucking you're getting worth the fucking you're taking?

by Floss 69 January 23, 2006

make like a sheeping and get the flock out of here

Get the fuck outta here!

make like a sheeping and get the flock out of here!

by Poirei K. S. April 27, 2007

You've given me the baby now get in the back

A quote made by James May in Top Gear

James May: She's effectively saying you've given me the baby now get in the back

by Yuudaishi February 09, 2019

Get out of my room i am playing minecraft

This is a meme

Mom comes in.
kid be like: Get out of my room i am playing minecraft

by yiannis11x April 22, 2021

The American male's guide on how to get more pussy.

The title of a book by Keith Curtis that is the classic text in the science of pickupology which states all of it's basic principles.

Have you read the American male's guide on how to get more pussy? The American male's guide on how to get more pussy? The American male's guide on how to get more pussy.

by Deep blue 2012 March 02, 2010