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bag

A term that just describes someone inferior. This is basically removed from words like hoebag, douchebag, and the like. You're just a bag.
Bob: 'Hey, what's that idiot doing.'
John: 'Just bein' a little bag boy.'
by Moisturawd May 24, 2021
mugGet the bagmug.

Scottish gravy bag

A douchebag made from the intestines of a sheep. Commonly used by people native to Scotland.
I just killed Patrick the sheep, going to make a knarly scottish gravy bag
by Clowndaddy September 16, 2017
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Mexican Doggy Bag

After performing a Mexican Hot Pocket on your girlfriend, you forget to wash your penis before your wife gives you oral sex.
Man my wife threw me out on my ass last night after I gave her a Mexican Doggy Bag.
by Fecal Suave March 22, 2011
mugGet the Mexican Doggy Bagmug.

Tea Bag

Where person giving the said "tea bag" holds penis in upward motion pulling up & uses but sack to slap ones forehead. This is done in a light swinging motion. Nuts can also lay on ones head and be considered the same.
Man lays nuts on ones forehead & says "tea bag!"
by BReady1989 November 19, 2015
mugGet the Tea Bagmug.

Bag-ass

A term to describe an ass that is as wrinkly (if not more than) as a Wal-Mart shopping bag.
Got with this girl last night, only to find out that she got a mad case of bag-ass!
by TheGreatAndPowerfulOg January 9, 2018
mugGet the Bag-assmug.

Land bag

Your landlord, usually an old woman, who enters your apartment without notice because she owns the place. She’s a cheap old lady who likes to stick her nose in your business. She’s will, and has, used your towels to wipe up a leak unrelated to your apartment.
“Here comes the land bag to collect the rent.”
by Faultliner May 26, 2025
mugGet the Land bagmug.

Canadian Tea-Bag

A sex act. The act of romantically placing one's scrotum in or around your partner's ear. The term originates from the fact that Keith Morrison (who is Canadian) has recorded a package of audio books that you may purchase that would allow his velvet voice make sweet phonic love to your ear holes.
My lover cooked me a delicious steak tonight so I let him Canadian Tea-Bag me after dinner.
by Linguistically Cunning June 16, 2022
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