fuck me in the asshole bitches

why the fuck are you looking this up. are you gay or something, are you straight in the head, or are you just fucking stupid. get off this damn sight and go jerk off somewhere else for god sakes watch some asian porn or something

dude i was on urban dictionary when i found "fuck me in the asshole bitches" i went on asianporn.com, got a boner,started jacking off,then i went to my mums room and cummed in her face it felt so amazing.

by that shit head March 14, 2009

Give me some helmet

Euphemism for oral sex used by decent men. It is wrong to say "give me head" since the penis already has a head, and what a head needs is a helmet.

George: "Would you like to give me some helmet, right after I pull it out from your vagina and/or rectum and just before I ejaculate?"

Ashley: "Yeah, baby, make me gag!!"

by Roadhorse August 27, 2008

let me hold a hot

When one ask to get a dollar. Asking to hold a dollar.

"Damn, I forgot my wallet at home. Hey let me hold a hot."

by downtoit April 21, 2006

give me some chicken

what black guys say when they want a girl to shake and or rub their bum on them.

black guy: "hey shorty, give me some chicken!"

girl: shakes her bum and then rubs it on black guy

black guy: "that's what i am talkin' about!"

by ceciliashroter October 2, 2007

don't make me mad

1.A term originating in the geriatric community that describes a sense of wanting to be left to ones own devices.
2.A term indicating that one wishes to be right regardless of situation (usually the utterer is very very very wrong about a topic).
3.A way to cut a conversation that isn't going your way short.

nurse:Hey how you feeling today Mr.K.?

Mr.K: Oh I'm alright. I went home to see my wife last night.

nurse: Um Mr.K. I don't think you could go anywhere. This long term care facility...This IS your home. Besides you've been divorced for...

Mr.K: DON'T MAKE ME MAD!!!

Nurse: Okay fine you win.You went home last night.

by Bane Rivera February 27, 2004

Don't Call Me Skip

Expression referring to wanting to be included. A clever way of saying "don't skip me."

Todd: Hey, Bill, Do you want to drink 12 beers and go find some hookers?

Bill: Don't call me skip!

by EVANJM February 21, 2007

whack me off, buddy

whack me off, buddy is what a guy says to his jack-off squire whenever he wants a hand-job.

Matt always says " whack me off, buddy" when he wants me to jack him off!

by USAF Cadet August 8, 2021