by Hello Future July 06, 2021
by Spidermanfucker2045 March 14, 2023
'bro do you remember that girl who was a penis licker? '
'yeah apparently she made it smell like saliva'
'yeah apparently she made it smell like saliva'
by Eylia-Jaclyn April 06, 2021
A PENIS PIERCE is the result of making a hole with a sharp or otherwise instrument such as a knife in a male humanoid's penis; regardless of choice or willingness.
Dick Johnson was naked when he was sharpening his knife and accidentally dropped it in his lap resulting in a Penis Pierce.
by Dr. Real Nasty February 09, 2023
The episode from the situational comedy 'How I Met Your Mother' in wich the main character Theodore "Ted" Mosby's boss -played by Bryan Cranston of hit show Breaking Bad- designs a building that looks like male genetailia. The building's phallic design is used as a major plot point for the episode which drastically changes the course of Ted's life.
P1: I am rewatching the greatest sit-com of all time, How I Met Your Mother
P2: Nice! Did you get to the Bryan Cranston Penis Building episode
P1: I did! Crazy that Walter White built a penis.
P2: Nice! Did you get to the Bryan Cranston Penis Building episode
P1: I did! Crazy that Walter White built a penis.
by LouieIsDed August 13, 2023
JAmal: hey wanna meet slut penis? She is at the slutty slavery department!
Tyrone: I use her as a rape victim to suck my wrinkly dick with blood dripping! And semen.
the 3rd: yeah she had a big dick to suck on it was mine she said it felt very nice
Tyrone: I use her as a rape victim to suck my wrinkly dick with blood dripping! And semen.
the 3rd: yeah she had a big dick to suck on it was mine she said it felt very nice
by Isuckpussy🍼 August 14, 2023
by Gh0st_theyeeter December 06, 2023