crime time

Crime time is all the time. It is a phrase used for when you feel it is time for some crimes.

“Hey, wanna go commit arson at the 7-11 with me?”
“Sure! It’s crime time babyyy!”
(these two people probably proceed to get married because arson is a bonding experience)

by genderqueer_mushroom August 31, 2020

what time is it

"it's time for lunch"
- Mr grouper

what time is it

by john stromboli November 27, 2022

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by Adujasty343 June 5, 2025

dawg timing

Laser focus And Tolerance of no bullshit

I’m back on dawg timing

by Thoughtsofarealone January 6, 2020

face time

Time spent on Facebook.

Especially time wasted.

tim - "I don't think I'll be able to get off Facebook for awhile."
joe - "enjoy your Face Time"

by IeatEGGSaLOT October 30, 2011

Time Drunk

That feeling you get when you're not quite awake and you're not quite tired, the moment you've been up early and don't go to bed until late, around 1am.

I wrote this when I was time drunk so I apologize for any mistakes

by MelodyMidnight July 19, 2019

Budda Time

A stage of which (usually men) approaches after jerking off.
No matter what happens, one will remain calm almost like Budda during his enlightenment.
However, this only lasts for a very short period of time lasting from 2~3 minutes.

Firefighter 1 : Your house is burning down!
Man : It's ok.
Firefighter 2 : What's taking so long?
Firefighter 1 : Shit, he's on Budda Time.

by academicloopholes December 23, 2017