Monkey Cupping

The act of shitting in your hand and throwing it when there is no other option.

“Why did you throw your shit instead of going to the toilet?” “Dude, it’s called monkey cupping”

by BBunns March 3, 2023

Mud Monkey

A massive, 5lb pile of shit sitting in your underwear, telling you to go back to diapers.

"Bob laid a big mud monkey in his underwear to cool off his asshole, after being brutally assaulted by his uncle."

by Cloud126 April 19, 2023

Monkey

An animal that looks a lot like you

Girl 1: are you a monkey?
Girl 2: yeah
Girl 1: same ngl

by diana is fr queen November 11, 2022

Monkey Fungus

Japanese Knot Weed; a persistent little bastard that grows and takes over your garden and potentially your home. Almost Impossible to kill.

Damn, got me some Monkey Fungus growing under the house, I’m fucked.

by Creeplebap January 13, 2020

Malaysian Monkey Munting

Similar to regular Munting, replace dead body with a dead monkey, preferably bloated

"Bro do you want to go do some Malaysian Monkey Munting later?"

by Hjjankens December 3, 2024

monkey

i would rather not say

monkey

by thymonkeyman669 February 20, 2019

Northern monkey

Ey up.
Term used by them poofs darn sarf.

Nah then a reight bloke who int soft as shite like them southern fairies.

Sez it like it is
Knows ar to tre-at is missis an loves er.

Oh hello Jeeves, that northern monkey fellow is a spiffingly good show what what

by Bernerd November 26, 2021