Jew Bag Surprise

When your so-called ex best friend comes to visit you and shits on your good sheets after eating gefilte fish and matzo ball soup.

Rachel: Jesus H. Christ, what the fuck? You stupid bitch, you just shit all over these sheets that I paid good money for, not even on clearance. You dumb fucking jew bag.
Ori: Surprise surprise. That’s what you get, it’s called a jew bag surprise, I have always been jealous of you and I couldn’t wait to drop a big log on your fucking sheets.

by Butter Mike January 22, 2024

Cabbage Bag

When a mans scrotum is over exposed to sunlight and gets sunburned (see "Sun dried tomatoes") and once the scrotum starts peel, it is referred to as "Cabbage Bag

I went to the nude beach last week and my balls look like a Cabbage Bag

by DIMExBAG October 31, 2020

stas bag

A skimp bag of pot. Usually consists of the end stems, and half nugs found only in the very most bottom of the bag.

Yeah, I pawn starred that kid with a stas bag.

by End Couch November 22, 2011

Chach bag

A person that eats their moms vagina

That guy is a Chach bag

by 123$272726/&/?:$:!:) July 4, 2022

rustea hook bag

To tea bag and rusty hook somone at the same time.

Jimmy: I cant belive mat is dead... How did it happened?
Mike: Luke rustea hook baged him and he choked to death
Jimmy: god damm that rustea hook bag that got charlie as well.

by sweet and sour king kong balls September 22, 2011

Chocolate sleeping bag

After anal penetration, you discover faeces under and around your foreskin. Aka: shit in and on dick.

Bro I rooted Stacey in the ass last night and she gave me a chocolate sleeping bag

by Toaksy July 7, 2017

Bag hoe

What is a “bag hoe”?

A girl that is a hoe (slut/easy) for THE bag.

A girl that will do anything for drugs.

That “bag” - meaning: bag of drugs.

Drugs: crack/meth/fetty/coke/weed/black (any and all drugs)

Usually you’ll find bag hoes hanging around the dope man, or just anyone that has a bag of drugs.

“I love bag hoes” “that b*tch is a bag hoe”

by Binxy’s mom October 3, 2025