Jack Harlow

All around great artist. Super underrated. Gets unnecessary hate for a buncha bullshit. BUT:

Struggles with an identity crisis and is a piece of shit in regards to women and some other areas. His sex-symbol, heartthrob, smooth boy, lover boy, flirty persona is all BULLSHIT. He's an insecure POS. If only you bitches knew...

Person: Have you listened to "Drive Safe" by Jack Harlow? I love!
Me: Yeah, I have. It was my 13th reason why I attempted to KILL myself...
...IMMEDIATELY after I listened to it.

by UrMom'sHouse December 10, 2024

Jack Daniels

Jack Daniels is the name given to the most powerful being in the Glorb Gigaverse. It is an immortal omnipotent inter-dimensional creature with unlimited powers that is beyond the comprehension of all other beings in the Gigaverse. it can even defeat the mythical Tony Roma. It can take unlimited forms however its most common form is of a strange 7th grader with really bad acne who crawls around on the floor.

"Jack Daniels is so powerful not even the Bulgarian assault robot and Tony Roma combined can defeat him."

by Still water drinker December 12, 2024

Hook Nose Wambat Jack Jaw

A person or people on drugs that are talking just to hear themselves talk

Holy crap that person is Hook Nose Wambat Jack Jaw I didn't think she was ever going to shut up!

by THE REAL COOP December 14, 2024

Jack Sawyer

A person who talks a big game and runs their mouth with trash talk before and after a game, trying to mask their softness and lack of grit. Despite all the hype, a "Sawyher" can never actually beat their rivals and ends up losing every time. When they inevitably lose the big game to their daddy, they turn into a sore loser, sulking, whining, and making excuses like a crybaby.

"Yo, stop being a Jack Sawyer. You talk all that trash, but can't even beat your main rival."

"Man, #33 went full Jack Sawyer after getting curb-stomped by Michigan".

by B1G Community December 24, 2024

Georgian Giggle-jack

The action of stuffing peach cobbler into you urethra and they having a 3 hour jerk circle with your mate in which the end product of peach cobbler semen is preserved eaten to be eaten on thanksgiving while listening to the Georgian news and giggling at how absurd this definition is.

He Georgian Giggle-jacked that guy and while listening to the Georgia news they iggled

by Super Nyquil December 26, 2024

Jack Hills

A tall dark handsome man who isn’t afraid of injecting narcotics into his body.

He may also be thinning at an early age.

Jack Hills, boy oh boy I’d love some of your meth

by CraigLuvzKidz December 27, 2024

A Jack Somali:

An idiom made up of two names related to two of the internets most disgusting trolls.

After entering the strangers house unannounced and stealing the dog,

he tried pulling a Jack Somali:
"it was a prank bro"

by Thenunsbun December 31, 2024