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can i be your friend?

Short answer: No.
Long answer: I'm just an internet random just as you, so that means no one knows the other and by that we can't trust ourselves... But don't worry, there are many people in the world, may one wants to be your friend.
You: can i be your friend?
internet random: no.
by RealCake December 10, 2023
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Cust-Friend

A common term heard in strip clubs, from strippers who aren't allowed to meet up with customers outside the club, but do it anyway.
Stripper A: "who was that guy that I saw you at the club with last weekend? "
Stripper B: "OH that was my Cust-friend"
by Ninja Nerd Warrior November 13, 2014
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Cuddling as friends

Tanner made this up, but it’s definitely a real thing
John: Are you guys dating?

Greg: No we were just cuddling as friends
by Tanner:)) January 19, 2021
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Non zoned friend

Non zoned friend or NZF is a noun used for a friend that have a reasonable chance to became someones partner. Origin of this word comes from the phenomen called friendzone where chances of becaming mate of the desired person is a fucking joke. New term non zoned friend or NZF is used to show that person is not in a friendzone to avoid confusion.
Hey how about that Adam you have been meeting now?
IDK he is really sweet but i dont know if my faith in men is recovered yet, my mind is like 50/50 on it... he is my Non zoned friend now.
by VH_Tiberius April 7, 2019
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Squeaky friends

Teacher: “ Hey squeaky friends how are we feeling today!!” Children: “good!”
by sofiafromclairo September 9, 2020
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spidey friend

An otaku that determines himself as a proud gay, he always gets in problems with school and he also loves gay hentai and always uses the same shirts and sometimes says stupid shit. Loves hamsters
Oh, look there’s a spidey friend over there, ew, sick fuck.
by Quicooooo December 9, 2019
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Diaper friend

A friend you have known since you were in diapers.
This is my diaper friend, we go wayyyyy back
by Melmanfort April 15, 2025
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