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Bag Dad

A male who regularly spends his family's weekly budget on weekend nose bags rather than sustaining his own family or paying child support. Very rarely appears to have any money and will plead poverty on any day of the week except Friday. An emotional abuser who can often be heard complaining about how nobody loves him. Is also allergic to cats, but only on Mondays and Tuesdays. Masturbates profusely when left unattended for five minutes.
"Why aren't we going on holiday again this year Mom? Well unfortunately when I was younger I married a Bag Dad"
by GetLucky500 January 25, 2022
mugGet the Bag Dadmug.

Crab bagging

When someone has a bunch of pubic lice AKA crabs on their ballsack and they teabag you with it.
Damn, Aaron Carvalho was laid up with Mikey last night and he just started crab bagging him with his entire nutsack!
by dicknibbler June 8, 2025
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Bag of Dicks

When a person without any redeeming qualities, who annoys or offends everyone in their immediate vicinity, levels up, they become a Bag of Dicks.
Wow, John just went from a dick to a bag of dicks... Dick.
by tonric_fuddlebuster January 12, 2015
mugGet the Bag of Dicksmug.

Piping bag

The man who wears the pants in a homosexual relationship. He “fills” his boyfriend’s, otherwise known as the “Twinkie” , cavities with his crème from his piping bag.
Look at that gay couple over there
“Who do you think is the piping bag in the relationship?”
by Sahaev August 3, 2023
mugGet the Piping bagmug.

bag

when ur straight friend doesnt wanna use the actual slur
U FUKING BAG
by froggy 🐸 August 9, 2021
mugGet the bagmug.

D-bag

Austin Croatt is a d-bag
by Beater February 13, 2019
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Jewish Bag

A Jewish boy who likes bread and is bad at fortnite he rages all the time and his parents always beat him
That kid looks like jew
Oh that’s Jewish Bag
is he burnt
Yes cause he is Jewish
by Mr yeet August 14, 2019
mugGet the Jewish Bagmug.

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