A male who regularly spends his family's weekly budget on weekend nose bags rather than sustaining his own family or paying child support. Very rarely appears to have any money and will plead poverty on any day of the week except Friday. An emotional abuser who can often be heard complaining about how nobody loves him. Is also allergic to cats, but only on Mondays and Tuesdays. Masturbates profusely when left unattended for five minutes.
"Why aren't we going on holiday again this year Mom? Well unfortunately when I was younger I married a Bag Dad"
by GetLucky500 January 25, 2022
Get the Bag Dadmug. Damn, Aaron Carvalho was laid up with Mikey last night and he just started crab bagging him with his entire nutsack!
by dicknibbler June 8, 2025
Get the Crab baggingmug. When a person without any redeeming qualities, who annoys or offends everyone in their immediate vicinity, levels up, they become a Bag of Dicks.
by tonric_fuddlebuster January 12, 2015
Get the Bag of Dicksmug. The man who wears the pants in a homosexual relationship. He “fills” his boyfriend’s, otherwise known as the “Twinkie” , cavities with his crème from his piping bag.
by Sahaev August 3, 2023
Get the Piping bagmug.
Get the bagmug. A Jewish boy who likes bread and is bad at fortnite he rages all the time and his parents always beat him
by Mr yeet August 14, 2019
Get the Jewish Bagmug. 