Salted nut roll

When your girlfriend gives you head after she’s been eating peanuts all day and let’s you fuck her in the ass and finishes you off by sucking you off

My girfriend got a salted nut roll after the game last nite. She ate two rounds of roasted peanuts we ended the evening on a rough note.

by Windawhoa March 11, 2023

Distant Nut

The act of one self nutting and trying to aim the streem of sperm into one's mouth.

Person A: asks person B. If person B has done the Distant Nut

by Master designer August 29, 2025

Bucket O' Nut

When one internally ejaculates within a sexual partner and watches as their orifice leaks bodily essence. Sometimes shortened as B.O.N.

"Hey you know Tracy?"
"Yeah I know her, cute girl with the thicc butt right?"
"Yeah I spilled a Bucket O' nut in that."
"Nice bro"

by Lightn'Thicc October 22, 2018

kamakazi nut

When you are about to bust when you are beating the fuck out ya meat and you yell you’re parents name and bust before they get there

I was beating my meat and I kamakazi nut and I didn’t get caught

by The meme lord of all lords October 6, 2017

spooky nut december

the three best months in one

It is impossible to complete spooky nut december

by ReetusYeetusFeetus December 9, 2019

Dangerous Nutting

When you cover your dick in peanut butter and stuff it into a girl’s mouth who has a nut allergy. Thus causing her to have an anaphylactic shock and her mouth to swell up, tightening her grip around your dick.

She may have ended up in A&E but at least the dangerous nutting was good!!

by Legoff February 8, 2019

a nut for a jar of tuna

like racecar, no matter how you spell it, frontwards or backwards, it’s still the same.

gumball: that’s like trading a nut for a jar of tuna!
darwin: backwards!
gumball: …a nut for a jar of tuna.
darwin: oh

by a weirdo who likes tawog February 26, 2023