Deez Nuts

My nuts are bigger than youre moms brain.

Deez nuts in your mom

by Quandale Dingle 💀 June 6, 2023

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nut grab

When a male or female usually female graves testicles/nuts of a male and squeeze’s nuts slightly to where the male can’t

Run away or not follow the person that is doing the nut grab and once the nut grab is almost over the person adds more pressure to the nuts to the Point where the male will lay on the floor so the male can’t get up again when nut grab stops

1: my balls are sore after my mom nut grabbed in the house to get me to leave

2:if you don’t get in the car you’ll get nut gabbed

by Biggest brain December 11, 2022

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nut tool

The long metal tool a follower has to use to free their leader’s nuts when they get stuck in a crack. It should be thin (to account for even the smallest nuts), and ideally have a leash so you don’t drop it. It should also have a hook on the working end. On the handle end a flat spot is nice so when you have to hit it hard to remove their nuts, you don’t hurt your hand.

A person with a rack should absolutely own a nut tool.

Also called a pro key. An important part of your traditional rock climbing toolkit.

“Do you have a nut tool? I don’t want to lose nuts on this climb.”

by GayClimber March 17, 2025

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Gruff Nuts

Gruff Nuts are the little balls of poo that find themselves entangled with your bum fuzz.
Gruff Nuts are similar to dingle berries, the difference being that Gruff Nuts get that tied up in your bum hair that to pick them free means ripping out a good patch of arse lawn.

My house mate was screaming in pain this morning picking out all his gruff Nuts.

by Tony Balony the Phony September 1, 2021

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