love boat

On a nice Friday Evening, one may choose to indulge themselves in a nice love boat. This is where you go to the graveyard and dig up the bodies of 1000 dead women. You should then continue to chop up their bodies and make a raft out of their intestines which you will use to float down a river of their blood and other bodily fluids. You will then have sex with each and every one of their eye sockets while eating their gall bladders. As defined by Holmes.

Hey babe, you up for a love boat tonight?

by Elmo McCheese July 16, 2008

659 my love

I am missing you deeply…every minute, every second. ❤️ Habibi ya eini!

659 my love…..cool cool cool

by Hehehe555 September 26, 2023

Love him down

You have strong love or appreciation for someone without being "in love" or having any connection with them

Did you see what tom Holland posted??? Love him down, but this post wasn't it.

by Tatdessy January 21, 2022

Love scratche(s)

Love scratches are when you happen during sex.
Your so pleasured you scratch your mates back and leave scratches on their shoulder blades and or back

"Babe, you scratched me.."
"Oh they're just Love scratche(s)"

by JoJo6897 May 31, 2013

Friend Love Story

A snap private story where you talk about past friendships which didn’t last, how it all ended

Did You See That Friend Love Story

by BadBitch009 February 21, 2020

November love child

Someone born around the beginning/middle of November due to their parents conceiving them on Valentine's Day.

There are loads of them.

Guy #1: Dude, I why are nearly all our friends' birthdays in November?!
Guy #2: They're all November love children - loads of parents-to-be think it'll be a great idea to conceive on Valentine's Day. November is 9 months later!

by Nottel Inyu January 4, 2010

Love Handle Linger

A move a guy will do when he's done hugging you in attempts to seduce you.
As he's pulling away, he will graze his hand from one love handle to the other, take a step back, and give you a look like "Hey baby, let's talk. I care about your feelings."

Laura - "Hey, I hung out with my boss last night."

Rachael - "Who is your boss?"

Laura - "Gabe"

Rachael - "Oh no! WATCH OUT FOR THE LOVE HANDLE LINGER!"

by Hatamatic April 3, 2009