Jack

A ignoramus

Me: Jack is an ignoramus
Person: but, thats you?
Me: yes

by Max The Elf November 1, 2021

Lumber jack

Its a dealer

-I'm gonna get some treez

-what's your lumber jack?

by Iuqurhua January 26, 2022

Jack

Jack has a small sack, It is scientifically proven that Jack's sack is precisely small.
This Quote "Jack has a small sack" is also the creators of JingbO and much more important Quotes.

Hey Jack, Jack has a small sack

by 9sh is gang February 23, 2020

Sky Jacks

A condition of going into seizures of jumping jacks. Often caused by nervousness or stress. These seizures, which are also known as 'jack attacks', are most often seen in Ralph Drabble when he gets nervous.

Ralph: (panting) One, two, one two...

Patrick: Man, Dad, you're all sweaty. Are you nervous?

Ralph: Yeah, I'm doing some Sky Jacks to calm down.

Patrick: Mind if I join you? I'm kinda stressed too.

Ralph: Sure! (like a coach) Ready, begin!

by Dusty's Baby Powder December 18, 2010

Mexican jumping Jack

Standing in a wide stance, Excreting violent diarrhea while singing "la cucaracha." Sometimes accomplished whilst doing actual jumping jacks.

"he was the first man to accomplish a full Mexican jumping Jack, the ruiner of hotel deposits. "

by Jkjk806 August 4, 2021

jack the axe wielder

jack is the type of person to get along with you but he can’t form emotional or physical/mental bonds and connections with you because hes incapable and that might set some people off but he doesn’t mind he likes reading manga BL and Stephen hawking

person 1: wow dude who’s that

person 2: that’s jack the axe wielder they’re really cool and they shift realities too
person 1: that sounds awesome

by Iamjack July 2, 2022

Creamy Apple Jack

A pair of boxers that you've jacked off into so consistently the fabric becomes soggy, just like apple jacks on a Saturday morning.

Yeah my mom found my creamy apple jack last night.

by Mr_Williams_Drink_Menu July 19, 2019