Friend cheating

When someone is texting another friend while talking to you irl

Person a and person b are having a conversation
Person a: *brings out phone and starts typing*
Person b: are you friend cheating on me right now??
Person a: no, I'm just playing a game
Person b: oh okay

by A singular broken condom March 1, 2024

Friend

a word that conjures up images of warm, fuzzy feelings and happy memories. But why limit ourselves to such a narrow definition? Let's redefine "friend" as a more romantic word, one that connotes passion and desire. A "friend" is now someone who not only shares your interests and experiences but also stirs your soul and quickens your pulse. They are a person with whom you have an unbreakable bond of love and devotion, a partner in every sense of the word. In short, a "friend" is someone who makes your heart race and your knees weak, someone with whom you want to spend the rest of your life, sharing all of life's joys and sorrows. So forget about platonic relationships and embrace the true meaning of "friend" - as a word that speaks to the depths of your heart and the fire of your soul.

Being with you feels like coming home, my dearest friend.

by jb8292L April 12, 2023

Special friends

“special friend” is a an alternate term for a significant other.

Reece takes full credit for the invention of this term with minor inspiration from Ernilicious

Guy: hey bro is she your girlfriend?
Other guy: we prefer the term “special friend”

Special friends

by SteelRain0341 May 2, 2022

Phone a friend Parent

when a parent knows very little about their child and needs to constantly/frequently ask questions for info.

They are definitely the phone a friend parent, they don’t know much about their own child..

by FloppyMonster March 30, 2025

Impossible Friends

The bestest play ever, written by the bestest playwrights ever. It’s a thriller and a comedy and a heartwarming story. YAY

Eliana: omg we must see this new blockbuster

MIA: yes it is the masterpiece of the century

Person: are you talking about impossible friends? I hate that.
MIA and Eliana: smite them

by dreamymimi August 9, 2024

National fuck a friend day again

on April 14 you have the right to fuck any amount of people who say they are your friend

I cant wait to shag my friend Tim again, tomorrow its national fuck a friend day again

by anonymous April 14, 2021

taco friend

This is someone that you share a love of yummy foods with, but not much else. You meet up and get tacos or pho or something and just eat and don't really connect emotionally. This may be someone you went to school with or worked with and eat out of common eating interests, but not much else anymore.

As Blake was eating his third Birra taco he looked over at Brett eating his fourth Seitan BBQ soft taco. They both locked eyes and realized they had not spoken on significant life events nor anything other than the yummy factor in the eats in two years. They simultaneously thought they each other was just a taco friend without realizing that THEY were the taco friend!!!!

by von groovy July 21, 2024