by Peter Buttram, Proctologist/Asstronut August 11, 2006
I'm such a cock munching butt slut. I love slurping up and down a massive shaft, working his cock with my mouth and hands. My saliva mixes with his precum while I start gagging on his glorious rod of fuckmeat. Once he's had enough with fucking my throat raw and slapping his egg-sized balls against my chin I offer my ass to him, he swiftly plants his dick deep in my ass with little resistance. My saliva lubes up his cock so he starts pounding my ass immediately. I feel so satisfied with his cock in my ass, it feels like the most natural thing in the world. My butt just feels like empty space when it's not stuffed full of big, hard, yummy cockmeat. What would I do without cocks?
Katie: "Wow Sally, you really can take a huge dick. Who knew?"
Sally: "Mmmmfff!!!!" *enthusiastically looks up and nods, the giant cock still stuffing her slutty mouth*
Katie: *snaps pic and adds caption* "Your boyfriend probably isn't going to like you being such a cock munching butt slut. Should I send it to him?"
Sally: *pulls cock out of mouth and slaps her face with it, winking* "I want him to know he'll never compare to such a big cocked stud. Let him have it!" *slides cock into her lubed ass and twerks up and down on that heavenly fuckmeat*
Sally: "Mmmmfff!!!!" *enthusiastically looks up and nods, the giant cock still stuffing her slutty mouth*
Katie: *snaps pic and adds caption* "Your boyfriend probably isn't going to like you being such a cock munching butt slut. Should I send it to him?"
Sally: *pulls cock out of mouth and slaps her face with it, winking* "I want him to know he'll never compare to such a big cocked stud. Let him have it!" *slides cock into her lubed ass and twerks up and down on that heavenly fuckmeat*
by couldntthinkofausername October 17, 2017
euphemism for exhausted, tired on every level, as beaten down as one can be. Origin: Dobbins Family saying created by Hale Dobbins, deceased, of Arkansas
by H. Hendrix Dobbins November 14, 2013
Office workers in the middle or upper class that butt fuck while constantly circling in a revolving door.
Josh and Billy are walking in the same section of a revolving door and keep going around in circles. They are also butt fucking at the same time.
Josh and Billy enjoy an early morning white collar butt fucking.
Josh and Billy enjoy an early morning white collar butt fucking.
by Trahsy McTrash February 22, 2011
the same meaning as cunt ass nigga bullshit...look it up
anything out of the ordinary truth or untruth
anything out of the ordinary truth or untruth
Tammy isn't a whore...thats some butt monkey bullshit.
I aint tryna hear none of that butt monkey ass bullshit that nigga tryna say.
Yo this trick was tryna kick sum butt money ass bullshit in ma ear.
Cant beat me in da head wit dat butt monkey ass bullshit
I aint tryna hear none of that butt monkey ass bullshit that nigga tryna say.
Yo this trick was tryna kick sum butt money ass bullshit in ma ear.
Cant beat me in da head wit dat butt monkey ass bullshit
by jaeve75 June 23, 2011
dude your mom is a butt face ninja monkey
by cris rock September 23, 2010
Having a severe case of monkey butt. Can be caused by chaffing of the butt cheeks, diarrhea, eating too many buffalo wings, hemorrhoids,or anything else that can irritate the rump.
Dude, after drinking a bottle of hot sauce, eating two cans of habaneros, and using 80 grit sandpaper to as t.p., I have a severe case of red hot monkey butt...got any Tucks?
by Jeff Nordberg August 11, 2007