Monkey pudding

The ejaculate of a post vasectomy male.
I walked in on Scott as he shot his monkey pudding all over Reubens chest.
by Monkeypuddin February 23, 2019
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sponge monkey

when a girl is so much fatter than her partner that he/she flatlines while having sex
ajas such a sponge monkey!
by tenequia December 13, 2007
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Monkeying about

Fucking around
The teacher's gonna be on his case for monkeying about.
by BridalStew September 29, 2021
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Knock the monkey unconcious

The ultimate form of masturbation, the penis rarely survives this
Boldi, why are you leaving, are you going to sleep?

No man, I'm gonna knock the monkey unconcious.
by slimunator January 29, 2025
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Monkey D. Luffy

Monkey D. Luffy, the main character of One Piece.
Me: Wow I wonder if Monkey D. Luffy can use gear 3rd on his penis.
by GokuSolosYourFavoriteVerse August 19, 2023
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Monkey D Luffy

THE FUCKING GOAT OBVIOUSLY 🙏🔥🔥
person1: dude who the hell is monkey d luffy

person2: KING OF THE PIRATES ARE YOU STUPID
by tonytonychoppa March 09, 2024
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Monkey D. Luffy

Solos whole MHA verse, got Boa Hancock crushing on him, lucky boy, king of pirates.
Monkey D. Luffy is the king of pirates.
by yamato <# February 01, 2022
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