Jack Mckenna

Jack Mckenna is the king of Dh7. He owns brandon and durham and england and europe and the world. He gets loads of ladies and they often suck him dry.

I love fucking jack mckenna

by not jack mckenna October 14, 2024

Jack

A retard ass nigger that was likely raped when he was young. If you want your child to be an absolute retard, and quadruple the likelihood they will be raped by an uncle, naming them Jack is your #1 choice! The uncles of jacks are usually not reported, and many experts do not see the correlation between the name and rapings, however, closer inspection upon instances of unreported rapes suggests that most Jacks enjoy being raped, and chooses not to report so they can be raped in the future. In some rare cases, Jacks will attempt to reach more pedophiles through their uncles.

Bob: “Hey do you know Jack?”
Alex: “oh that retard ass nigger who’s asshole diameter is 45cm?”

by Eva Elfie October 16, 2024

Jack in the Box

A person who jacks off in a box

What? You never Jack in the Box'ed in a drive thru?

by BeatleBabe007 October 16, 2024

jack in the box

rough sex resulting on repeated contact with the cervix

she had a hard time cuming unless you did it rough like you're so far in you're birddogging her cervix - like a jack in the box

by cornhuliotheturn November 7, 2024

Jack Giffin

A totally normal person with nothing strange and no other account on Urban Dictionary.

This is the one true account of Jack Giffin here on UD!

by Jack Giffin November 9, 2024

Jack Doherty

Cocomelon for 5 year olds whose parents have left them.

“Do u watch jack doherty?”
“Yes”
“Ok then please get the fuck out of my sight cuz ur parents left u”

by BrxndNxwRhxroaa sucks dick November 12, 2024

Jack mop

A slang term for a motorized floor scrubbing machine that's used to clean restraunt and large scale kitchens.

After sweeping the floor of the walk in freezer, I used the Jack mop to clean it throughly.

by DantheMachoman November 20, 2024