Unk nut

A super-sized dangleberry that refuses to drop off a clump of arse hair for so long that it hardens and becomes almost impossible to remove.
"Starmer is clinging on like a malodorous political unk nut"
by LastRealist January 13, 2025
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Dayo-nuts

A pair of testicles that have been clipped and are unusually tiny in size.
Chad: Wow! Did you see those dayo-nuts, man? They were freakin' small as hell!
Brad: What are you, gay?!
by efishies15 January 25, 2019
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no nut clarity

The moment of clarity and unattractedness you feel toward a sexual partner when they keep trying to make you finish but can’t and you lose arousal and attractedness to the person
Yeah I was with my Mark last night and he kept trying I felt so bad when I got no nut clarity.
by punanibitch December 24, 2020
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no nut clarity

similar to the infamous “post-nut clarity”, no but clarity occurs after a sexual experience when you do not finish (and probably didn’t even get to start). Usually occurs to women (actually only occurs to woman) after most sexual experiences with men. A state of depression and clarity as you come (but not cum!) to the realization that your man will never satisfy you.
he came in 2 minutes and i was a whole sun rotation away from even beginning, totally got no nut clarity and honestly wanted to cry and go home and use my vibrator
by sarahandbellassinglebraincell November 10, 2021
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SLAP MY NUTS

WHEN YOU GET MAD YOU WILL SAY SLAP MY NUTS
by October 27, 2021
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Chook Nut

The dangling do-dads on a hoodie, the stringy things.
Old mate: "'scuse me, mate. Just thought ya should know that your chook nuts are tucked aye"
Bloke: "...my what? OHHHH! Thanks!"
by miss_turnipz February 28, 2021
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