jack comeau

Is the greatest human being. He gets all the girls. He is very handsome and is great at sports. His eyes, hair, and looks are like a combination of Jesus and Channing Tatum. He is very tall and strong and is smart. He is also very funny. Everyone likes jack comeau and if you don't you deserve a bullet to ur brain.

He is such a jack comeau, so beutiful and handsome

by yrncudz August 10, 2017

jiggity-jiggity jacking it

A euphemism for masturbatuon

I was jiggity-jiggity jacking it to the JC Penny catalogue last night

by Keo310 June 26, 2025

Jack Randal

Pronounced as the character from Outlander. The act of using your toes (specifically the space in between your big and index toes) to masturbate an individual that has a large clitoris or a small penis.

My partner has a great time when I give them the Jack Randal.

by TwinkleToeMaster July 27, 2019

jack ludlam

aoifes soulmate

jack ludlam is aoifes soulmate 🍩😉

by aoifeludlam June 6, 2023

jack glew

A ugly pedofiel that tickles little kids

Look at that gay pedophiel jack glew

by Fat ugly man named Sam February 20, 2018

Jack

Never get too close. He will leave you with brain damage and the reek of his smell

Jack is a disaster

by jordanrock2 November 22, 2021

getting jack moored

when you ask for head but then get your ass beat and then after getting your ass beat by someone else and making excuses for being a pussy, while also getting nudes from middle schoolers and trying to say she sent them randomly

"Bro I was getting Jack Moored earlier"

by boobybojangles27 February 9, 2024