A person who will act like they care and love you just to drive you down the wrong lane in life and then drive off a cliff and then if you haven’t died yet they stab you in the back with the knife they were carrying the first day you guys became friends (moral of the story don’t make friends they are a waste of time:))
by Dolantwinsarethebomb July 27, 2018
Get the Friendmug. John: Yo David we had some good interactional sex
David: I know Daddy, You give the best head ever
Best friend
David: I know Daddy, You give the best head ever
Best friend
by Josval2 December 18, 2019
Get the Best friendmug. Hym "You know what this chick said to me the other day? She said 'If you don't agree with me on abortion, we aren't friends.' MY response to that statement is 'We weren't friends in the first place. You are in love with Tyrone and I'm HIS 'friend' and you associate with me because I associate with him.' My stance on this should have been made clear by now. Be friends with the niggas you fucked instead of me. And if killing babies is better then not have sex then A LOT of things are better than not having sex. You know and I know that we were not friends."
by Hym Iam July 1, 2022
Get the Friendsmug. January 11 is the national give your friend's money back day, where people worldwide return the money they owe back to their friend!
You: Hey Ryan, Happy January 11!
Ryan: What's January 11th?
You: It's National give your friend's money back day.
Ryan: Cool man, here's your money back!
Ryan: What's January 11th?
You: It's National give your friend's money back day.
Ryan: Cool man, here's your money back!
by FriendlyNeighbourhoodIdiot January 11, 2023
Get the National give your friend's money back daymug. 
The way a friend (especially a more annoying one) earns your friendship for a period of time, usually with a good deed or a funny moment.
by Controller Rick June 26, 2022
Get the friend rentmug.