High School of American Studies

A specialized high school where all the smart kids who either are obsessed with history or just didn’t score high enough on the shsat to get into stuyvesant. It always feels like the north pole in this little hallway of the school and so you’ll catch all the nerdy students in canada goose jackets in the summer. Don’t be fooled though, these students are also hard core druggies who smoke weed to find happiness when their history exams are making them cry every night. Harris field is the home of all the American studies Ashtrays and they can be spotted right and left but there will be the occasional holy child of god who avoids drugs and Harris field like they are a dangerous street in nyc. Don’t even get me started on the homework, all 5 hours of it. However it is number 1 ranked oh wait i mean number 2 and the kids receive so much useful information that they will of course 100% definitely use in the real world.

Sorry I go to the High School of American studies i can’t hang out because i need to study for my global test.

Bro i was so smacked at the High School of American studies the other day.

by lolschoolsucks November 28, 2018

Archbishop Mccarthy High School

A school in southwest ranches, florida that thrives off nicotine, money, and partying

Person 1: Do you go to Archbishop Mccarthy high school?
Person 2: Hell yeah im going to pick up juul pods from Muhammad right now!
Person 1: Sweet I’ll tag along!

by Rapperboi August 18, 2019

East Lansing High School

A school in Michigan with 1000+ teens who don’t know how to act. The school is very divided and you’re either solo or in a huge group of friends that eventually will break off. The staff is nice with a few exceptions but like every other school the teachers have favorites, and fall out of love with their job and it shows. Party’s always kinda suck because no one knows how to have fun anymore. The girls there are pretty and kind (on the outside) but also will stab you in the back, a lot of them are insecure and sad but they hide it with trying to overachieve at everything. The guys there like to get with every girl before they “settle down” and don’t know how to make up their minds about anything + they’re mediocre looking. I hope everyone at ELHS can get their heads out of their asses and be a little nicer. It’s not that hard. We do pretty good at sports though.

I went to East Lansing High School

by homerspimpson20 April 15, 2020

north boone high school

A particularly ho-dunk school in the middle of Fuckall nowhere, Illinois. Mascot is the North Boone Vikings

"Where did you attend high school?"
"North Boone High School"
"Sorry..."

by LegitWalrus January 6, 2017

Clarion Area High School

A place worse than mental institute. 90% of the students are hicks and incest babies. The teachers don't know jack shit. The only thing this school has going for it is the special ED kids that will work for free

Kid 1: I go to Clarion Area High School
Kid 2: ( Runs and screams in terror)

by Moist Mike May 28, 2019

La Jolla high school

At La Jolla high school you either are tiktok famous, have a nicotine addiction, or definitely don’t have a social life. The teachers at this school are either absolute shit or definitely predators, or both. Most of the kids here are some of the richest people you’ve met with probably the worst taste in clothing you’ve ever seen. Like how do you have a $400 a week allowance and exclusively wear lulu Lemon and aviator nation. The smell of weed reeks through the entire school and somehow no one is caught by the school security. This is probably because the security is too busy breaking up fights and speeding in their dumb ass golf carts. If you manage to meet one cool person they have definitely already been expelled.

“Oh you go to La Jolla high school. You should probably kill your self or something”

by Liberal May 5, 2022

Columbus Explorers high school

its a private high school which is pretty much a sports breeding ground.The sport teams there barely lose any games , mostly go to finals because they RECRUIT players from schools! and the guys there are expected to be preppy, hot with nice set of hair and tan. they usually party every weekend and tend to be full of themselves, and get free blow jobs from other private school girls such as Lourdes and St.Brendan girls , since those girls worship them. Well long story short every guy wants to be a Columbus explorer.

'wow i went to a party last weekend and the hottest guys were there"
- "what school were they from?!"
" oh Columbus Explorers high school guys! , but they were dicks anyway"

by random girl. February 13, 2014