What someone says when they see a person dressed badly or with a bad haircut. They don't have a mirror to see what they look like or a friend to tell them before they leave their house.
Ralph:OMG! Poor girl. No mirror no friends.
Chris:You're right, that outfit is at least 3 sizes too small
Chris:You're right, that outfit is at least 3 sizes too small
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Socially awkward/ insecure/depressed/ just dgaf
Makes hot friend look better
Socially awkward/ insecure/depressed/ just dgaf
Makes hot friend look better
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TYPES OF FAKE FRIENDS
1) The User
The one that uses you for popularity or more friends or for money. That friend that was so sweet, shy and nice at first then turns into a real bitch after they get into the circle. (STAY AWAY, THERE TIME WILL COME)
2) The Two Faced
That 'FRIEND' that is so nice to your face and then goes running away to talk shit about you when you have done nothing wrong. And when your in a group or around popular peole they completely ignore your existence. (FUCK THEM)
3) The Drifter
The so called 'friends' that only talks to you when they need something or want something, like for money, a ride, or anything in general but completely ignores you when they dont want anything (AT THE MOMENT).
Please guys stay away from these people, everyone will soon realise who they really are and they will be loners and very hated. Be yourself and be kind and a good friend and if you really want to just scream at them and completely expose them because 99.99999% of the time they deserve it and need to hear it. THEY ARE BITCHES AND YOUR BETTER THEN THEM !!!!!!!!!!
The 'friend' that o
TYPES OF FAKE FRIENDS
1) The User
The one that uses you for popularity or more friends or for money. That friend that was so sweet, shy and nice at first then turns into a real bitch after they get into the circle. (STAY AWAY, THERE TIME WILL COME)
2) The Two Faced
That 'FRIEND' that is so nice to your face and then goes running away to talk shit about you when you have done nothing wrong. And when your in a group or around popular peole they completely ignore your existence. (FUCK THEM)
3) The Drifter
The so called 'friends' that only talks to you when they need something or want something, like for money, a ride, or anything in general but completely ignores you when they dont want anything (AT THE MOMENT).
Please guys stay away from these people, everyone will soon realise who they really are and they will be loners and very hated. Be yourself and be kind and a good friend and if you really want to just scream at them and completely expose them because 99.99999% of the time they deserve it and need to hear it. THEY ARE BITCHES AND YOUR BETTER THEN THEM !!!!!!!!!!
The 'friend' that o
"Wow, she`s so rude! She completely ditched me for the popular group! We used to be so close but now she thinks shes better then everyone else. I HATE HER, SHES SUCH A FAKE FRIENDS! "
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John: Baby what are your plans for today
Sarah: Hmm honey I’ll be fucking Ezekiel at 9am today then fucking Destiny at 2pm then at 7pm I’ll be having a threesome with Karim and Chinedu
John: Hmm have fun baby I’ll be doing something similar. Fuck friends February is so fun
Sarah: Hmm honey I’ll be fucking Ezekiel at 9am today then fucking Destiny at 2pm then at 7pm I’ll be having a threesome with Karim and Chinedu
John: Hmm have fun baby I’ll be doing something similar. Fuck friends February is so fun
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